Absolute Crapola tier ideas thread

Okay, this isn’t a crap idea but… let’s close that thread.

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Bad Ideas Only TM

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Bobblehead mode

All rounds played on a sunday require a visit from all staff to the chapel or ban

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add random crits

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there should be an upgraded KPA worth a decent amount of points in the Mining shop that can hold more mod slots

an old idea: every round each soudn is randomized into another sound. for example : the door openign sound could be repalced with the narsie summonign sound.

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Sounds like a simple way of making everyone disassemble all doors. lol

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A lot of Roguelikes have a way to improve your starting state from run to run. SS13 definitely has characteristics of a Roguelike.
At the end of the round, you choose one item on your character. If you ready up for the next one, you start that round with the item you picked.
This will help alleviate problems with low pop and make people more willing to ready up. Break the hold of the Observer Gang

Moff people can function normally when the grav gen is broken. Aphids have the Zoom, Felenids can ERP, Plasmamen don’t get revived, oozlings have inverse toxin response, IPCs are robots. Lizards need a gimmick. I propose that Lizards can eat anything that would fall under the Crimes 206 or 306

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They get revived normally?

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They dont have hearts, which the defibs check for. Installing one or using strange reagent works fine.

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Humans caught by sec should automatically goes down a crime-category.

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The joke is that Medbay doesn’t know how to revive them.

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Also Revival surgery, if the research is done

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Since plushie making is a thing, there should be a custom plushie making option with a specific machine where you can customise parts of the plushie similar to the character creator menu

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If on the last round an agent successfully stole the nuke disk and the round after is a nuke ops round, the nuke ops start with the nuke disk.

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Bad ideas only

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Add chasms to maints. That way everyone gets to enjoy the experience of getting RR’d because you didn’t see the slight difference in pixel between floor and an instant RR.

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People of Bee Station… hear me when I say, we need to implement. THE PLASMAFLOODINATOR, a machine of doofenshmirts design. With a simple button floods the entire station with plasma.

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