Absolute Crapola tier ideas thread

If a post/thread discussing any form of balance doesnt get 5+ hearts, its creator receives a server ban for a week.

I love democracy.

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Do you love the Republic?

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Remove mining. Provide no replacement.

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That just means the explorers have to go mining instead like the old days before Lavaland

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When clown overflow happens this song plays on repeat

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clowns can randomly grow a bananium artifact tumour, that will randomly activate until medbay removes it

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Reverse all perma-bans without telling anyone.

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Randomly remove departments.

Don’t like security? Just remove it from the map!

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in a similar vein, replace every map with RandomStation, a new map that uses the random maints spawning system to randomly spawn preexisting department maps into space, and then match job slots to the number of spawnpoints for each job.

Additionally, enforce no filter on how many of each department spawns. 6 cargos station. Four sciences and two medbays. Security Ethnostate Station. The possibilities are endless!

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Fortunately your idea has been superseded by an even better one years ago- some jobs are literally required for the game to function, like the bartender, who is the head of service. This is why even extremely small maps like the >10 pop ones on NSV still have a bartender. Finally, a good change.