Absolute Crapola tier ideas thread

Will recreating Cultivation Simulator undo the Ssethtide?

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The engineers rush to put a big hole in the centre of the station at round start to ensure the proper circulation of Qi.

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Not in their own department as usual?

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In my experience, Engineers tend to start the round with making a big hole in their department.

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That’s how they announce their presence. Starting the shift with a bang.

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If clowns don’t understand death as a concept,(a clown examining a corpse will be told they’re just sleeping) then tator clowns shouldn’t get Kill or DAGD objectives.

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Clown should still have the objectives but then not understand what they’re supposed to do and just honk their target

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Felenid statics are required to have a petting chart on file
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I am already filling a form for anti-DJ app.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1055199333068328960/1134518262458228886/a6233eba-969d-4961-b43e-ab5cc694d00b.mp4

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add canid race, also it is always acceptable for a felinid and a canid to brutally roundremove one another for no reason.

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can we bring back the valid system i think that was pretty okay and high rp

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It has been removed?

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I think goon added a dog race if i remember correctly, they are pugs and they fit better in space imo

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Emping a Ipc is biologic terror

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Wouldn’t it be electronic warfare?

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EMP’s are considered mid-grade contraband for that reason.
Along side the damage they can delays they can cause to critical station systems and functions such as medical, engineering and general systems like borgs.

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Sign on as DJ
Play that 6 hour thing that is a musical analogy to the encroaching senility
The Caretaker - Everywhere At The End Of Time - Stages 1-6 (Complete) - YouTube
Refuse to elaborate
Leave

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Felenid Captain?
Play the 2019 cats Soundtrack

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The religious exemption for heretics being able to antag in the chapel is possibly the single greatest and most utterly intelligent decision ever made by the Beemins, and should be extended to cover other antagonists.

Starting today, all Lings will recieve a literal get out of jail free card by drawing a crayon rune and preforming a “ritual sacrifice” to the “probiscus god” that “lives in their chests” and sec will NOT be allowed to do anything or they will be banned. Additionally, if you worship cuban pete you can maxcap chapel and not face any repercussions whatsoever, and are in fact encouraged to report anyone who tries to stop you from building multiple dangerous bombs, as it is your religion.

Finally, innocent virologists can preform the “sacrement of megadeath beard-ebola” in the chapel by leaving offerings of extremely potent viral cultures at the altar. If an assistant comes by and drinks it, they will be arrested for interfering with your religion. Truly the most clever ruling of all time!

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This is why Markus has been learning Toxins lately. :wink: