Absolute Crapola tier ideas thread

Add “Bee-ague of Legends” to the list of post-game games we can play while Admins deal with tickets

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So as a Nuclear Operative you managed to get the disk and of cource you will have to grab your nuke.

But its replaced with a beacon and a piece of paper that says where you must go.

After you make it there you must turn it on and wait 5 mim for a drop pod to come with the nuke
(locations can be Medical Maints, Bridge or the Supermatter engine.)

oh yeah the beacon is a object that’s placed and can be broken so therefore they must defened it

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I’d probably also add that the nuke can’t then be disarmed once the beacon resolves, because otherwise that’s just an extra layer of difficulty to a five minute tower defense.

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This is crapola ideas thread, so the ideas are meant to suck

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new event: the floortile attack from a link to the past, but with all florotiles

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BYOND is outdated and crummy, port the server to Unreal Engine 5.

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i gto an even worse idea realistic FOV. you know can only see infrotn fo you and a bti to the side, the rest will be pitch black, also wearing items thats cover your eyes will be taken into consideration and will block view accordingly

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Xenomorphs had me thinking, so what if we add even more references from other works of fiction
and non fiction.

alongside make it legal to type symbols into chat such as ⌧ and ⇵

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The slimes themselves are a reference to gelatinous mobs a classic fantasy enemy. A lot of the things you can do are also references, from living batteries to transforming lab slime into living creatures.

Felenids can use the full unicode library in chat
As a treat

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Collaborations with servers that hardly have roleplay and, add a ඞ plush.

New Burgers:

Captain Burger

  • Human Meat
  • Captain’s ID
  • Captain’s Hat
  • Bun

“Tastes like authority and power.”

CE Burger

  • Human Meat (Roasted on SM using advanced roasting stick)
  • Supermatter Shard Sliver
  • CE Hard Hat
  • Bun

“Full of energy and radiation, you feel like this will keep you full for the rest of your life (which is now measured in minutes).”

VIP Burger

  • Human Meat
  • 1000 Credit Chip
  • VIP PDA
  • Top Hat
  • Bun

“Eat the rich”

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HoS Burger.
1 HoS berret.
20 units of quintuple sec.
1 dougnut.
The other regular burger ingredients.

“Either you hate this inspite of the fact hating it is illegal or you’ve always been a seccie deep down.”

Affects: 50/50 chance to either puke alot or gain the doughnut and quad/quintuple sec healing trait. This is rolled only once, if you puke, eating another only causes more puking. If you don’t then eat another, you’re healed 25 of every damage as it metabolises, made fat and pass out.

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Knuckle Sandwich.
Prepared by using the Slapping Hand on a bun
When eaten, does 5 bludgeoning damage to the head, and provides satiety equal to 1.5x an empty bun

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When thrown, deals 5 brute to whoever is hit. Literally throw hands at someone.

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Send Don Quijote (and maybe Sancho Panza too) to all the stations that start using those plants that makes you bigger

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Bring back Fastmos to the game, It was great for everybody.

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sir this is crapola tier ideas, only bad ideas here

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being attacked with a cultivator on harm intend now has a 1% chance to make you british

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Make mutation toxin effects retain to the next round.

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