Absolute Crapola tier ideas thread

Average Greytide.

And if two get in a trench coat they are indistinguishable from a lizard.

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Play this when doomsday device is triggered:

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Literally every Jojo’s stand ability as a holoparasite

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So to continue, if Science manages to make a maxcap under 10 minutes and tachyon array registers that, this song will play stationwide:

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Me after getting the busted ass fighting game only version of the world and banning everyone

New OOC role (similar to Mentor, Headmin, etc): DJ.
The DJ can play music over the universal music player in order to intensify the mood during station-changing events.
The questionnaire and vetting process will ensure candidates understand what events are significant enough to warrant a musical accompaniment, musical knowledge, and understanding of what music is appropriate/humorously ironic for the given situation.

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We should all coordinate to use the same name for one round.

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that’s actually not a horrible idea in concept

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They can’t ban an entire rounds worth of players for metagaming at once, can they?

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People talked about using AI generated voices to make the AI Vox speak, but… Why limit it to the AI? Add it to regular conversations too! And why wait there? Add it to radio channels. All of them!!

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And make it so we can make our own voices. Either using our real voice, someone elses or using preset versions. So that everyone can a unique voice.

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The station situation is hell, nukies are about to detonate the nuke, pirates are killing people 4noraison and everyone and their mother is screaming, meanwhile the station speakers play:

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I’ll one up you!

Don’t Stop Me Now by Queen playing on repeat!

I’m havin’ such a good time, havin’ such a good time~!

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Let me suggest “Richard Cheese and Lounge Against The Machine” 's cover of Creep: Richard Cheese - Creep - YouTube

Although they do have a nice range of cover that could work. Like Richard Cheese "Only Happy When It Rains" from the 2000 CD "Lounge Against The Machine" - YouTube

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For the DJ, we need an Anti-DJ. Someone to find songs opposite to the mood. Nukies attacking? Here Comes The Bride by Richard Wagner. Blob outbreak? Für Elise by Beethoven. Traitor among us? Among Us Drip theme song.

Goal of the Anti-DJ is for everyone to have terminal brain damage by the end of the shift.

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The worst thing TG has added so far…
Dear god no…

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Honestly, I love the trolling of turning a serious game about spessmen doing their serious jobs into farce.

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Feng Shui game mode. Everyone has to start building stuffs and relocating all the furniture, doors and stuff or bad things will happen the more feng shui the station accumulates

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