Absolute Crapola tier ideas thread

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What is this suggestion?! I don’t like it! D:

Scramble all the xenobio slime effects and mutation tree every round
Perfect balance!

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Okay, we need this.

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I hate detective, but we genuinely do need it!! That is actually amazing!

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Beestation * After Dark *
Between 10pm and 5 am GMT on Weekdays, Acacia becomes “Beestation Afterdark”, a more adult experience.
I’m talking sex, violence, drugs, rock & roll, ERP, ERT, pixelated nudity, racist slurs, etc.
You wanna have a clown with the gimmick of Kancho-ing people with a stun baton? After Dark is the place.
Wanna celebrate taking down the Heirophant with a lady of the night and a whiskey? After dark has you covered.
Wanna have a giant cuddle pile of all the Felenids on the station in the SM reactor chamber? Afterdark.

Alternatively, BAD could be a patron-exclusive idea. A special champagne room for those with the correct access tokens on the Eth chain, or NFBees.

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I don’t think even Absolute Crapola tier ideas thread is a good enough excuse to post this…

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damn
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Replace the round-end theme with this:

Add a lot of tedious negative moodlets like not brushing your teeth, not showering, being somewhere too noisy for too long, somewhere too dark for too long, not talking to anyone for too long. And if these moodlets aren’t met for long enough you automaticaly kill yourself.

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Add a lot of tedious negative moodlets like not brushing your teeth, not showering

With the NEET trait that should be a positive moodlet

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remove incursion and excomm.

bad ideas only, get outta here.

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Add mechanical autism quirk

you are now sensitive to bright lights, loud sounds, have social anxiety and cannot look people in the eyes (you cannot identify faces as easily). this is worsened by being around people without the autism quirk. you will be required to interact with a specific topic of interest at least every 10 minutes or else your mood will drop significantly. God forbid your interest lavaland megafauna.

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Add mechanical dislexia quirk.
Randomly, but semi-infrequently, words on paper, in books, names on Ids, on computers or in machine menus can have upto 3 letters scrambled or absent, along with some words swapped their immediate horizontal, vertical or even more rarely diagonal neighbor words, topped with the occasional total removal of them. (Ids excluded of removal.)

Repeatedly examining or re reading gives you an “Fuckin dysdyslexia!” negative moodlet.

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If we’re adding irl conditions for the lols, you gotta add allergies. Either have it be like hayfever, where you’ll always be coughing, sneezing, etc. or just straight up anaphylaxis where some randomly determined reagent just fucking kills you.

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Life-B-Gone

What about a regent which only destroys your groin? Call it… CBT. lol

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Randomly start screeching when your mood is too low.
30% every 10 minutes to produce medallions of knock off sonic characters.

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Having allergies to specific reagent could be very interesting for medic players.
Like if your patient has toxins but is allergic to anti toxin you have to use other reagent or even different methods.
Please @itsmeowdev i beg you.

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already done by TG

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