Absolute Crapola tier ideas thread

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A Capture the Flag arena where all the walls are Plasteel or whatever material bounces laser shots.

I could make a montage out of this

Okay pally, I hope you don’t mind knowing there are expectations because

I’m waiting for this now.

No Pr or admeme
*shrug
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Give people allergy to random medicine which could be discovered in round start or not, gives a reason to check medical records and update them, gives a reason to try alternate medicine instead of “le wonder pill 20u”, gives a reason to experienced people to not just self diagnose and chug up medicine, is a funny way to murder people.

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You have to shit and piss any time you eat food or drink and if you don’t do it you either piss or shit yourself

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@PinkSuzuki would love this feature.

She’d also be the first one to wet themselves.

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Farts release some hydrogen sulfide and if you’re in a zero-g environment but not wearing air-tight clothing, it moves you forward.
Farting also has a cooldown between uses which can be decreased by a gene, the food in your system, and a trait. Unless you’re clown or mime: through extensive training, they’ve developed the ability to fart on command.
Dare you enter my magical realm?

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bind F to fart for all players, non optional

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If even references something from the 80’s, like a lot of SS13 does: ‘a fart in a spacesuit’: meaning and origin – word histories

Unironically a cool feature

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I would like to proposition we add the Willhelm Scream to SS13 in some way.

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Add more games to the Library
Like General Quarters 3rd
Or Campaign for Space North Africa
Or D&D 4e
Or my personal favorite, F.A.T.A.L.

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Chasm fall perhaps?

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Instead of just perma-bans , particularly odious criminals have their IP published. Ending one of these loathsome individuals and providing proof is good for one antag token.

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A station that is a full-scale replica of the Enterprise-D


Deck Plans

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Didn’t there used to be a Star Trek codebase that had a server on the hub?

Why don’t we give Blob the ability to just eat Positronic Brains, and they’re not recoverable even when the blob is defeated. Since you can only be one of those per round and you’re about the most expendable crewmembers, It’ll be GREAT

On your anniversary of your first game on the Beestation, you get an antag token

And the fact that my anniversabee is in 2 weeks is irrelevant

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