Running in to any other player at run setting will send you both flying in to the opposite direction like in cartoons
crimbo gift can litteraly pull instagib rifle afaik
or debug uplink
might have been sanatized since though idk
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The Christmas tree used to drop the CTF banner, oh boy the carnage was fun
make lawyers messages able to send PDA bombs to every PDA
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skill issue
just go get a regenerative
Maggot’s legacy
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Singulo gun to kill singulos with
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its called bluespace artillery
Something you can hold in your hands
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Port Gravity Gun from Garry’s mod and move singulo away
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get bigger hands. 
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next valentine’s day event:
select few players are given 3-6 valentine’s.
- they are made scoopable
- the valentine that has them in their inventory by the end of the shift wins.
- all limitations are removed
. >=D
Goon actually has this, and its actually really fun
Why not make giant rideable chicken?
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If we remove bomb lances, I’ll introduce TTV lances.
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randomly spawning maxcaps in maint with a 30 minute time limit
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Add moderators
Oh wait
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that’s it, I’m gibbing yo-- oh, wait
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Add Jiggle-physics and a boob/package size slider
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