Absolute Crapola tier ideas thread

Security members get admin privileges to help punish people. That way the real admins dont have to work as much

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Gonna expand on this.
Rounds with extra clown slots and the clowns get assigned to departments like security.

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Thats literally giving space Gestapo judiciary and executive power.

Unironically i would love to see what would happen considering a lot of admins already main sec lmao.

Bruh!

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the best part is that user is community removaled, fucking godsend

Didn’t they kick the bucket the same time crusader had?

sandbox mode with a chance weight of 1.

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If there is no roundstart heads of staff, any player fast enough to steal captains ID becomes a captain and is protected by chain of command rules, heads of staff can kill whoever they dont like in their department and be ruled as IC issue, pAI’s can transform into bipedal human-sized animals for ERP, AI core now has 50 various ERP imagery art and they have to set one of them as their core or get banned for LRP

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Another, Beecoins now can be exclusively earned by in-game purchases, whenever your character dies you get a popup allowing you to use 10$ worth of beecoins to ressurect your character and give you immunity for 30 seconds after ressurection, this can be used indefinite amount of time

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To expand on your idea, doctors first save you and do surgery on you while you are in anesthesia, after waking up they ask money off you and if your ID card declines they are obligated to take away any prosthetics, organs, or even stitches and bruise packs that they gave you, after which NT Bank will forcefully put you in debt and gib you if you board shuttle without pay.

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They should add a mid-round antag that can spawn at any time whose goal it is to kidnap people and give them uncontrollable, damaging organs and obnoxious round-altering objectives. In order to make this antag a healthy challenge for the crew, they should have a teleport with functionally infinite range, an instant stun melee weapon and a fun little time out corner for them to hide in if they don’t feel like playing the game. Their weakness is that they will piss the crew off enough for them to whine about it on the forums until they get removed for being one of the worst fucking antags in the game.

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Yeah. Make sure that one of those organs has the ability to constantly generate new near untreatable traumas throught the round, leading you to be lobotomised 4 times and spend the rest of the round watching yourself walk around as someone else controls you, 10/10 gameplay. Cant wait for the speedmerge

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Just copy whatever changes TG does, not the most original idea but hey if you want to reduce the game to a menu with no working buttons TG is the way to go

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Reduce damage of every traitor weapon towards security by 60%, have potassium and water react 50% of the time, add xenomorph race with ability to tail sweep with 2 second cooldown

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bruh

This is a funny thread though so fuck it

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Give mining more disks for the miners to find in necropolis chests

Ideas never stop, cool thread dont shut it down, you can use this as rule book to sabotage server when bored

make everyone start with a random item ( any item in the game)

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christmas moment
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doenst thats have a list of items?