Absolute Crapola tier ideas thread

Where can I select my characters dick size? IT IS ESSENTIAL FOR MY BACKGROUND!

Whoops, wrong server.

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No, no, right server. This is beestation, where ERP is encouraged.

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ERP? Ew. Sex is a sin. I just wanted to flex on other men. /s

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Let’s add a dick size slider which bans you for even trying. lol

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Hello chemist? We need 8 synthmeat ASAP! There are four poeple requesting the groin surgery.

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add a random event that sends the pubby pod to arrival docks, pubby may be gone but never forget the pubby pod incident

We need a range of slurs for each race that are varying levels of unacceptable IC (while not problematic OOC).
I got noted last night for the the use of a word close to an IRL racial slur that my browsing of TG had led me to believe would convey the idea that my character was acting patronizing and smug while imparting no IRL offense.

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We need mice cars

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bad ideas only, get outta here.

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I think it’s a bit obvious if you use a word close to a IRL racial slur it’s a no-no xD.

I’m going to bet it has something to do with lizards.

I think it’s up to you to make your own.

I’ve made up some, but they are obviously jokes OOC but IC you wouldn’t like to hear them exactly

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When a member of Security kills someone, they get put on administrative leave, no longer Security but still get paid and have the same access.

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4chan has rotted my brain and I was already autistic so I was probably doomed to begin with.
Hence the suggestion to have documented and acceptable slurs for IC use.

I also think you were there for that round. I was Valerie Frizzle and I believe you were Theft the moff.

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Oh yeah!!

I am theft indeed, thought I don’t remember a slur being said.

Curiosity is killing me…

The N word used to refer to people of African descent with no R, and an L instead of an N

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ohhhhhh myyyy gooooodddddddd HAHAHHAHA

Yeah I’d say thats a no no hahaha

any kind of explosive has a 0,05% chance per tick to just detonate including maxcaps, syndie bombs or even nukes.

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what, is this real?

Not in game.

but as it so happens IRL yes there are lots of faulty or shoddily made explosives out there waiting to explode all on their own.

fortunately none of them are NUCLEAR YIELD as far as we know since nobody wants accidental nuclear Armageddon, so arming and detonating mechanisms on Such devices are Top tier in simplicity, robust design and maintainance.

Things like Chemistry grenades, firebombs and anything assembled on station by low tier manipulator part lathes would be reasonable to have a random chance of just going off.

Professionally manufactured items like Gorlex Syndie nades, prepackaged smart-foam nades and similar such bomb made shouldn’t self-detonate unless damaged in some way.

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Let’s add Azidoazide. lol

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This would be really neat as a sort of hybrid stealth gadget explosive.

Sold in explosives, in a clear plastic bottle to disguise it as a water bottle.

Will explode immediately if; thrown, hit with a thrown object, the atmosphere on the cell it is in exceeds 109 degrees C, if ingested or spilled via “Harm” intent, if placed on a conveyer belt or disposals, if dropped from hand while in gravity, if poured into another container at an amount greater than 5 units, if the station rumbles due to a large explosion, when stepped on, when the table it is placed on is climbed upon, when a machine that it is in is hit, when a container it is in is hit, if a rack is kicked, if the bag/suitcase it is in is attacked.

May explode if; a time limit is exceeded that is randomly started upon spawning/mixing the item, with a minimum of a 10 second timer to after spawning/mixing it less likely to kill the person mixing/buying it. while the holder is moving even while in a bag/suitcase, upon placing on a table. if picked up, if dropped while out of gravity, if syphoned with a fluid dropper or syringe, if in light with greater chances at higher intensities. If the station rumbles with a minor explosion. if in the proximity of gun-fire/laser-fire. if welded near. if scanned with detective forensic scanner. if placed in or taken out of a Chem master/synthesizer/heater/smart fridge, if placed in a locker/crate/cabinet/chest, if placed on a rack, if it is placed in a bag/suitcase.

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