Who is the best captain?

NGL, who is the best captain is boring AF.

What I gotta know is who is the best HoP?

Especially since I personally am debating whether or not to PLAY HoP anymore given it’s an agonizing 50% of not knowing what half the station is doing and if they need “Ye-ol command staff guidance and whipping into focus” and “oh god oh fuck I’m acting captain but as soon as centcom sends ACTUAL BRASS through the door I’m back to my old position, ASSUMING he doesn’t DIE in 5 minutes” and swapping between the two surprisingly frequently.

There is only one HoP player. It’s Boatlegs

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The eternal blue Qtip King

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Honestly? They’re all great. Gary, Marina, Martin and Violet has to be my favorite captains so far.

LMAO I still remember that round, I also tried to buy Axel and a catboy IIRC.

At least I’m on the chart.

Given, I have no votes, but that’s because I don’t play captain often.

I am more well known for my A.I., K.A.T., or as CE

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Oh no, what you’re saying is actually valid. I’ll try and loop in more Gary Lore (trade mark) through various means. In my defense, I don’t often get the chance to go over my backstory but given the chance I go all out.

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I’m the best captain.

I never played captain willingly.

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me

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I should have added the option I’m the best captain in the poll

You’re wrong I am in fact the best low pop captain. Pirates coming to rob us??? Puts the entire budget into a box and hands it to qm for safe keeping. says “don’t look in this” and walks away.

But also the only correct answer on this list is Gary and we all know it.

We need more lizard and moff command representation.

Too many meaties and cat meaties

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Milli is all the moth command we need, but we don’t deserve

Me obviously

15 chars 1984 smh

Disgruntled HoS moth noises.

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Obviously Space Princess Diane, the only captain with enough balls to gun down anyone tresspassing on the bridge

captain ballin
im best captain

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The best captain doesnt exist, its all NT propaganda

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False, the best captain;

  • honorably duels and defeats all would be assassins.
  • sees through the mimicries of changelings transparently
  • nukes the nukies
  • completes all assigned station goals more than 90% of the time
  • negates Rev brainwashing, Nar’siean and Ratvarian and heretical enthrallments with their presence
  • full on, is one continuous, persistent being across every station they are placed upon.
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Stop playing captain, become admiral
Make a admin app today

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the hypothetical “best captain” vs CC intern I send with specific instructions to max cap them (they have 5 tiny TTVs in their chest cavity)