Just curios. My first BWOINK was when after playing ss13 for 3 days ive bombed medbay with fuel tanks. The admeme gave me a note cause i said i was fighting racism against lizards by killing people. Fun times
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I named my geneticist Guy Fieri, with the sole intention of creating the perfect being that could finally experience the unlimited pleasures of flavortown.
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Pretty sure first was when I was just standing there as a traitor and got bwoinked because someone said I killed them although I did nothing.
First actual bwoink was when my greytide master went AFK as a pAI, so I went into a mulebot and started running people over while saying âno sleeping on the jobâ
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I beat a fairly high teir miner to death as a cult metal free golem.
Got a bwoink by bastion asking why.
I was following my tenets of âgo do whateverâ very literally and the miner had things i wanted.
I got a note for it
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Well my first bwoink was for some accusing me of self antaging (which in reality was just a lie they were telling me it was actually metacomming which is also a false allegation) and when they didnât have proof they said that remembering people from previous shifts was metacomming even though even HRP servers allow metafriending. And I got a permanent ban and it took me two days to appeal
But my first ever bwoink that was funny rather than just mean was when someone mistook me a pAI for the actual AI and asked me why I was shocking doors
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Technically not my first, but the earliest one I can remember was when I was the clown and gave the AI the guardian of balance lawset.
It proceeded to go thanos security and several other departments, so I had to fix the AI laws.
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My First bwoink was back in the sseth tider LRP days. I asked HoP for AA, and he said no. When no one was around, I had weakened the inner windoor for HoPs room with a butcher knife I had stolen. When he denied me AA, I climbed up on the table, smashed the windoor, and stabbed his eyes out. I was given a 1 week ban for âSelf Antagged, Killed HOP about 2 minutes into the start of the round, Depressurized Arrivals, If you would like to appeal your ban please visit our forums hereâ, However, I did not kill HoP. I rendered him completely blind. I did not, however, get him healed. I guess there was a chance he bled out because no one helped him. I also broke a window in arrivals, but only one. The ban was dropped to a 3 day ban, and then removed completely right away because my banner hadnt notified the admins at the time of the ban, and he was a trial admin, and he took several days to respond to my appeal on the forum.
My second ban was a 2 week ban for setting the AI to mothimov. 2 weeks for altering the lawset from human to mothman. That was also dropped entirely after a day, including the perma RD job ban, as I hadnt been RD that round.
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it was because i kept asking for antag through prayers and ahelps
they ended up turning me into a gondola
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Traitor miner, killed one of my fellow miners who was my target.
The guy ahelped it and the bwoinking admin forgot to check that I was an antag.
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If discounting Bwoinks regarding Ahelps, my first actual Bwoink was on a Devil round. I was playing as a Cyborg and was with the HoS and someone who they thought was a devil. The devil started fireballing the HoS, so I and another guy killed him. I had no clue that devils were crew, since I donât play Cyborg much, and people were saying they werenât. I explained as such and luckily didnât get banned or anything.
suicided as cult
got big ban
Suicide bombed mime clown bb duo near arrivals when i had no other weapon⌠3 day ban for damaging arrivals on LRP.
also the note says âattemptedâ but i totally gibbed all three of us with a maxcap.
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My first bwoink unrelated to an ahelp by me was when I was, as the lawyer, trying to ICly remind everyone to ahelp shitters, and I got a PM saying âI appreciate the effort.â or something like that.
That was hilarious.
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my first bowink was at wiz round end by ruediger
PM from Admins: Hey there, got a sec?
30d ban for murderboning as non antag 
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My first time was actually strange because I wasnât in trouble. I didnât even know what what going at first when it first came up. One of the admins at the time (I canât remember which) told me that I wasnât in any trouble and to join the server discord. That told me Kev wanted me to. I didnât even know who Kev was so that just made everything stranger.
This lead me joining to see what is going on. Where I was bombarded with intrigue by Kev and others about why I responded to toxic players with male focused insults. So I explained everything and many were appalled at first like GreenTea was super mean to me when I first met her. But soon after I made friends with a bunch of them including GreenTea.
So thatâs not only my first bowink but also how I became a member of the community.
People were complaining about being bored and calling shuttle, so I released a bunch of sentient xenobio critters with instructions to attack people to spice things up 
The earliest I can remember a situation I should have got bwoinked for was when I was playing Security Officer despite only a few hours of experience on the game. I started harmbatoning a load of people during emergency shuttle flight because I thought once the shuttle takes off thatâs when youâre allowed to do the round-end grief 
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I got mine within a week, I didnât know you had to turn your stun baton on as a sec Borg and I had the thought âhey, I probably have to change my intent to harmâ and I almost beat a guy to dead. Admin understood I just new and told me how to turn it on.
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The first bwoink i remember getting was on some random tg based server back in 2011.
Me being the dumdum kid back then, went around smacking up whatever random SSD crewman that i could find before getting bwoinked for it. Later in that round, like the Biggest Brained Boi i was, i had blindly walked straight out of an airlock & wondered why the fugg i was dying.
Whewww, and now 9 years later, iâm now a meganerd who mains AI 
. Good griff, times were simpler back then.
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At the time of ban I was once again using my usual Sybil Vader.
My Byond key is BatteryBan
I think I was job banned on June twenty ninth
Duration of ban Perma I think
I was banned by . I dont know who he is.
I was banned due to quote on quote not ahelping which I did do just couldnât follow through due to me having to leave before I could cryo. Also I gave the clown all access, Forgot this was a no fun server. I only did it once though.
My appeal: I do agree that what I did with the clown was a bit sadistic and wrong. Besides that I want to argue that I indeed did Ahelp and I received a message from an admin. I informed command I could not make it to cryo (which I indeed couldnât due to real life issues at the time) I asked them if they could find a replacement and they complied happily. So like that I left. I find no reason for BLANK to put that in the ban. And indeed I do know what to do if I have to leave as a head member. You admin help wait a bit get a response do what the admin says which is usually inform command leave your stuff in yo locker and head off to cryo. Which I did follow through except maybe for that leave your stuff in the locker part and cryo but those had exceptions.
That was my first ever bwoink/ban and it was paradise it was denied due to the wonderful quote âForgot this was a no fun serverâ