sounds fun as long as it’s not godwoken (I am not going through that again)
Meow! Uh, hello? Hey there, catgirl! Uh, I told you your first night wouldn’t be a problem! You’re a catgirl after all, so you know how to handle yourself, nya! Uh, yeah, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I’m here to nya-sist you, nya! Uh, now, let’s get started with your first night, nya!
Uh, I see you have some of the same catgirl-related questions and concerns we all have when we start out, nya! Uh, mainly: “What the heck is going on, nya?” and “What am I doing here, nya?” Uh, so, let me try to explain, nya! You have been hired to work the night shift at this catgirl-themed restaurant, nya! It’s your job to keep an eye on things and make sure everything runs smoothly and safely, nya! Uh, now, I know it sounds boring, but there’s actually a lot of catgirl things to keep track of, nya!
Uh, one of the catgirl things you need to keep an eye on is the catgirl animatronics, nya! They tend to wander around at night, and sometimes they try to get into the catgirl office, nya! Uh, so, we’ve given you some catgirl tools to help protect yourself, nya! Uh, the most important catgirl tool is your catgirl camera system, nya! Uh, this will let you keep an eye on the catgirl animatronics and make sure they stay in their proper catgirl areas, nya!
Uh, now, I know there may be some catgirl rumors and catgirl stories floating around about this place, nya! Some people say the catgirl animatronics have a bit of a, uh, catgirl personality, nya! Uh, but don’t worry too much about that, nya! Uh, just focus on doing your catgirl job, and everything will be fine, nya! Uh, so, check those catgirl cameras and remember to close the catgirl doors only if absolutely necessary, nya! Uh, gotta conserve catgirl power, right? Alright, goodnight, nya!
Uh, hello! Hello, nya? Uh, well if you’re hearing this and you made it to day two, nya, congrats! I-I won’t talk quite as long this time, since Freddy and his friends tend to become more active as the week progresses, nya.
I am this close to hitting the ‘delete thread’ button.
make him stop please
pull the trigger i’m begging you
I once again advocate for immortalizing this cringe forever on the Wall of Shame. I mean, it deserves it.
Oh noes! Purrlease don’t delete my appeal thread, WilsonPH!
It’s my last hope for redemption and being able to play again. I understand that my nyaspeak may have caused some confusion and frustration, but I’m trying my best to communicate clearly. Plus, I really love playing on this server and I promise to follow the rules from now on. Purrlease consider keeping the thread open and giving me another chance. Thank you for listening, nya!
Meowster, lemme tell ya, Nyan Cat 2: Final Destination is a total catastrophe! It’s like someone spilled a big ol’ bowl of milk all over the place and left it to rot. First of all, the graphics are so outdated they’re practically prehistoric. It’s like playing with a toy mouse from the stone age. And don’t even get me started on the controls! It’s like trying to chase a laser pointer with mittens on. The sound effects are so bad, they make my fur stand on end. And the storyline? It’s like a litter box that hasn’t been cleaned in weeks, all stinky and full of mess. Overall, Nyan Cat 2: Final Destination is a real hairball of a game. Do yourself a favor and stick to the classics, like Cat Quest or Super Mario Cat. Meowt!
i will comit die now
good night
Oh my god.
I’ve had to rename this thread because its now showing on my google results.
God save me.
Imagine your future employeer, partner and kids finding this.
I already sent it to them to see my masterpiece of cringe
I have made my decision.
I have discovered that I cannot move topics to the wall of shame section of the forum.
I shall therefore reopen this thread and let this foulness come like a flood of pain pouring down on Bee.
This will be my way to obtain the right to pin things to the wall of shame.
Meoooowwwwww mreoowwww meeeoowww mroew.
Meowwwwwwwwwwww,
Meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww,
This is an outwageeeeeeeee!