Third coming of christ (But it's Minius this time)

[Yanniert]

If you’re lost here is a link to the proper forum post that is properly funny and not this fucking garbage.

The second coming of christ (actually oshibka)

BEHOLD BEESTATION, FOR YOUR TRUE HEADMIN HEADDEV GOD COUNCIL IS HERE. I AM OSHIBKA, AKA DIMAS, WITH A TOTAL PLAYTIME OF PROBABLY MORE THAN 5 HOURS ON BEESTATION (A LOT!), HERE TO FOREVER FIX YOUR TRASH SERVER. YOU SEE, BEE PLAYERS, FOR TOO LONG BEESTATION HAS BEEN RIPPED APART BY POWERS WHO WISH TO CONTROL YOUR SERVER. THEY WISH TO STRIP AWAY THE FUN AND LEAVE IT ONLY FOR THEMSELVES. WHO ARE THEY? WELL THAT IS A GOOD QUESTION THEY ARE THE CATGIRLS, THE WEEBS, THE NEW-AGE TAJARAN PLAYERS WHO …