Alright fuckbois buckle up it’s meth nade making time, the lab is ready and you should be cookin’ but this is no regular meth. this is ready to boom boom the shit out of whatever the fuck you want to boom boom meth.
This guide is mostly based on acquiring the good shit for your lab fast, doing plastic fast, doing meth fast, and arming yourself with the powerful methnaades.
(If confused by the video read the text, if confused by the text watch video)
First step first you want to go to the primary tool storage and grab a mechanical toolbox (or just screwdriver, wrench and a crowbar) I prefer having all of the tools in a toolbelt (optional)
Take the High capacity power cell (or high capacity power cell+)
Wrench the cell charger to unsecure it and take it with you
pro tip: steal the high capacity power cell from science desk too to get even more cells

Wrench the cell charger inside your lab, grab yourself an igniter and a chemistry bag, try having both the igniter and the chemistry bag on hand by having them in your pockets.
OPTIONAL STEP TO MAKE X LARGE BEAKERS
Grab yourself a couple of large beakers and start making a fuckton of plastic by mixing in one beaker 90 oil (30carbon 30 hydrogen 30 welding fuel) and heating it until it becomes ash, the other beaker 60oil(20 carbon 20 hydrogen 20 welding fuel) and 20 sulphuric acid
Pro tip just hit the beaker (90 oil) a shitton of times with the igniter then hit the 60oil 20sulphuric acid at least 7-8 times too but not until it becomes ash
combine the contents of the beakers by pouring the beaker with 90 ash with the 60 oil 20 sulphuric acid 70 ash should remain in the beaker (maybe more or less but you still can work with it)
put the beaker back in the chem dispenser and add 5 carbon, 5hydrogen, 10 sulphuric acid, 5 welding fuel (do this step three times)
now keep adding more oil mixture (carbon, hydrogen and welding fuel) and acid then heat until plastic spawns and the beaker loses reagents until you run out of ash.
when you run out of ash add 30 more oil and heat it until it becomes ash and keep adding more oil and sulphuric acid until your plastic stack is 40 or more (shift click the plastic stack to know how much plastic there is)
get your plastic to the protolathe to make large beakers
END OF X LARGE BEAKERS and plastic PART OF THE GUIDE
(if engineering are condom and they didn’t place any glass to the machine you have 2 options work with large water bottles from your plastic or break into EVA storage and steal some glass)
make at least 20 to 30 X large beakers or 20-30 large beakers (more beakers more grenades)
To grab all of those beakers just grab your chemistry bag so it’s in your hand and click on the beakers with it you can either bring iron from the protolathe or dissassemble the wheel office chairs (use wrench) to get 5 iron per chair.
in case you used almost all the energy in the chem dispenser just dissassemble it (screwdriver then crowbar) then you re add everything to the chem dispenser but reeplacing the used power cell for one of the cells you stole previously. should look like this now.
now it’s time to build up the METH recipees X LARGE BEAKER VERSION:
You will need 2 recipees for the X large beaker:
recipe 1:
10 carbon 15 ethanol 55 hydrogen 5 nitrogen 30 sugar 10 weldingfuel
ends up being 120 ephedrine
Recipe 2:
30 Hydrogen 30 Iodine 30 Phosporus
Use recipe 1 in a X large beaker then add 30 of those units in other 3 x large beakers so you have 30 ephedrine in 4 x large beaker

Then add on every single x large beaker the recipe 2

TRICKY PART INCOMING
PAY CLOSE ATTENTION, YOU FUCK UP THIS PART WHOLE LAB EXPLODES, ADMEMES WILL POUND YOUR ASS IF YOU FUCK THIS UP REPEATEDLY EVERYONE WILL LINCH YOU IF ADMEMES DON’T POUND YOU HARD
use your IGNITER 6 TIMES on every beaker. Make sure you didn’t heat the beakers more for any goddamn reason, if they were heated up before for whatever reason, you’re dead, your coworkers are dead, everyone is dead.
you can then add those beakers to a grenade case (pick 2 iron [alt click the iron stack select 2], click on it with the same hand you hold the iron, scroll down and select grenade casing)
add wires to the grenade case then add 2 beakers of meth to each grenade case.
Screwdriver the grenade and you have your basic 5 seconds fuse grenade (screwdriver again to 3 second fuses)
LARGE BEAKER PLEB MODE RECIPES
You need 2 recipes and 1 step between them
Recipe 1:
10 carbon 25 hydrogen 15 ethanol 5 nitrogen 10 carbon 10 weldingfuel
Results in 30 diethylamine and 30 oil
Now remove 10 units from the beaker so you get 25 diethylamine and 25 oil
Recipe 2: 25 sugar 25 hydrogen
Add it to your beaker
you should have now 100 ephedrine, grab the beaker and click on it with the same hand you have the beaker on until it says that the large beaker transfer is now 25 units and add 25 units to 3 other large beakers having a total of 4 beakers with 25 units of ephedrine.
Recipe 3: 25 hydrogen 25 iodine 25 phosporus
add this recipe to all the 25 ephedrine large beakers.
then CAREFULLY USE THE IGNITER 6 TIMES on each beaker then add to a grenade casing with wires and you have yourself some meth nades without making plastic, they have 40 less reagent so they are less powerfull but still pack a punch.
you can repeat those steps as many times as you want to make a fuckton of nades, when mastered they can be done VERY QUICKLY and amass an incredible ammount of meth nades.
Interesting topcis and facts relating to the grenade ammount and grenade trivia:
more equal grenades exploding on the same spot just make the SAME AREA deadlier but not increase the radius of the explosion.
If 1 (large beaker or x large beaker) meth grenade explodes being 1 tile away from another grenade with any filling that grenade will be activated. (if it’s another meth grenade it will activate other grenades within 1 tile)
if you put a VERY BIG AMMOUNT of grenades on the same spot (2 boxes filled with 7 grenades or 6) it will “lag” and the explosions will occur for a longer period of time rather than instantly) some explosions will go off immediately but some others will occur in the next lagged server ticks.
If the server is lagged already with just 3-6 grenades this effect will happen.
you can activate one meth grenade, put it in a box and throw the box, if the box has other grenades those will trigger too.
You can do the previous step without previously triggering the grenade if you use a remote signaling device
You can put a station bounced radio in a box with grenades, having a voice analyzer (set codewords on the voice analyzer first or it will randomly explode) on a meth grenade, then saying in common “;” the codewords trigger the meth grenade that will trigger the rest of the grenades.
You can put a bunch of grenades in a backpack, one of the meth grenades having a mouse trap attached, being placed last in the backpack. (DO NOT OPEN THIS BACKPACK YOURSELF AFTER ADDING THE MOUSETRAP GRENADE) then leaving the backpack around for the casual pleb who wants gamer gear so the meth grenade will trigger and each and every single grenade that was on the backpack too when he opens it.
The rest is imagination, feel free to comment or question anything on this guide.