CE on sage
Power is already setup, decide to become slimeperson
Do so, hear chemist is also one
Go to chem, hear he’s making poisons to drink and split
Ask him for some, he gives me a beaker and calls it “amatoxin”
Drink it
It’s enough sulfonal to KO for FORTY MINUTES
Since I don’t even get damaged by it I can’t just wait to die either
CMO brings me to medical and buckles me to stasis bed so I can talk
Genius IPC gives me anti-toxin, gets yelled at by me and CMO
Gives me 80u pentetic acid when CMO walks off to get toxin to heal the IPC’s previous screwup
CMO Boots IPC out of medical and spends 20 mins trying to counteract the pentetic acid but fails
KILL AND CLONE
Get dressed and prepare to go beat the IPC and chemist’s skulls in
Rue decides it’s time for unauthorised adminbus becuase admin guidelines are for the plebs
Message from syndicate: We have a BSA, you have 10 mins to give us the disk and secret documents or get blasted
Prepare forgeries of seekrit documents and data disk
Ask where we are to send them
Get told to ask centcomm
Centcomm refuses to tell us
Get BSA’d for not sending the goods to the location which we were never told
It’s aimed directly at me
Die
CE magboots destroyed
Neither the chemist nor the IPC were antags
Rue never called a vote for the admin event and just did it, killing several, destroying the comma consoles and some objective items
Oh yeah I got another story to tell
Nylaa is a scientist, feeding slimes
All of a sudden the CMO sends out a message talking in that weird speech where they replace most of the letters with “W”
People demand that the CMO die
There’s a trial
Turns out the CMO was Sophia Alby and everyone refuses to be her lawyer
Nylaa accidentally stumble into the court room and agree to be her lawyer
Nylaa raises her hand to ask how to do lawyer stuff and worrying about the slimes not being fed
Forgot how the trial went but Sophia escaped and Nylaa went to medical to get runtime
Security officer who wanted to execute sophia saw Nylaa knocked her out handcuffed her and forced her to watch as he killed and butchered runtime.
Then he and the chef took Nylaa to the freezer took everything from Nylaa and hung her from a meat hook
Nylaa was stuck there and started to get tired so Nylaa closed Nylaa’s eyes
All of a sudden Nylaa was out of Nylaa’s body and was awake
Nylaa prayed for help before falling asleep and when Nylaa woke up again, Nylaa heard them taunting Sophia over the radio about capturing Nylaa and talking about planning on making food out of Nylaa
Then Sophia ran into the back room showed up and fought them and won. Then she woke Nylaa up and Nylaa was back in her body.
Sophia brought Nylaa to the escape shuttle and Nylaa escaped!
THE END
What I got from this story:
Shitsec still exists, even on sage.
Lynch mobs are still easy to form.
Lawyers are still hated, even in video games.
People hate the weird “hwello thwere” Speak a lot more than I realized (it’s a bit annoying at times, but lynching over that is excessive).
Sophia alby still exists, and must be fairly robust to beat the chef and security guard in the freezer.
For real though, kidnapping some one for being a lawyer, then hanging them on a meatspike is major shitsec stuff. If I was HoS there, I would have personally fired him.
It was on LRP way back
Ooooh. I assumed it was MRP. I think I was actually there… even more ironically, I think I WAS the HoS. I wanted to shoot myself that round, everyone was acting like an idiot over one person talking like a fool. By far the worst trial I have ever been apart of. I didn’t even know about the meatspike thing though.
It was a very odd round and took a very dark turn for everyone involved in the trial
God… I fucking remember that nyaski round. I was the golem who killed myself. It can’t be ling because it was transmitted by touch by everyone so it had to be a disease.
Oh no the Nyaski trial was a different thing entirely that one actually ended well because I was not hung on a meat spike and instead became president pAI of the station
Edit:thought you were talking about the Nyaski trial sorry about that
sounds like space retrovirus. Event disease spawns will not usually spawn special diseases, but it IS possible
Is that a ling ability?
There is a retrovirus sting that lings use, but I think zeskorion is talking about an actual disease, that can spread on it’s own.
He is
20 ******* ****** limit
I was the one the one who turned the entire station into nyaski. I had completed my objectives and decided to fuck around
As soon as people said it was a disease I started hugging people just before I stung them to make it seem like it was a disease
I’m still suprised nobody realized
Hey hey people this is the story my first game ever on speis station 13 that happened on 
station.
Late join chemist
Why cant i move?
Figure out how to unbuckle myself
Where the fuck do i need to go?
Find science and try to enter
Access denied
Found out somehow where chemistry was
Remembered the Sseth video
Water potassium time
Got no fucking idea how to grab and drop things
The fuck is a beaker?
Get injected with mute toxin and bluespace dust by fellow chemist
Teleported to bridge and waited a lot while being mute
Shitcurity arrives and insta gulags me for uknown reasons
Still mute another gulaged fella helps me out
Die to lava
Become PAI of the shitsec that gulaged me
He gets gulaged and fucking dies
Got another master that dies to megafauna
Got stuck on lava until fireflies starts to play.
Pretty epic start
i believe i have become one with the antag
instead of using the antag status to bring harm
i use it to sprinkle my antagonist pixie dust to the rest of the station
also, 0 telecrystal runs as a traitor, nah fuck that
0 tc runs make you look like a blood brother, and the one thing i really don’t like about blood brothers is how you can’t tell if they’re actual antagonists or just fucking greytiders
syndicate balloon: forces you to use 0 telecrystals the hard way, as well as being designed to blow the deepest of covers
be me
chef moth
fuck i hate people coming into my kitchen
get maid outfit from theatre
botnis bro is cool and gives me stuff so i get ambrosia vulgaris for a laurel wreath
cook up food and decide its finally time for me to make actual full course meals
put drinks n shit beside food
no one drinks the food and only eats the food
fucking_millennials.wmv
still make food and put the drinks beside so it looks nice
bartender comes in as latejoin
just walking out of their bar because i was grabbing some orange juice
“get the fuck out of my bar”
takeiteasybro.webm
continue cooking, just making food that isnt always borgar
captain comes in
ohgodohfuck.jpg
puts 5 pizza boxes on the floor
bruh
“bring a meat pizza to the bridge ok”
ez enough
fuck having to cook, just gonna take the meatlover’s from the pile
put the rest of the pizzas in the fridge
another bartender latejoins
bro, what r u doin…
just keep doing random chef shit
2nd bartender comes in, starts eating all my food
dude.mp4
keeps eating all the food, eventually starts eating ingredients
“please do not eat my ingredients”
2nd tendie hits me with a hatchet
DUDE.mp5
remember my training in kitchen quarters combat
knock em into my fridge and dick kick em
take their hatchet, throw into disposals
tell them to fuck off
walks out into bar room again, throws drinks at me
whattheactualfuck.ico
catch a few drinks and throw back at them, astonished by my robust chef skills
has another hatchet for some reason
tries to hit me, but i block their hatchet hit
“do it again”
doesn’t
“that’s right pussy”
tries to throw another drink at me, fails as i throw it back at them
time passes before they try to be a shitter again
tendie 1 comes in with their shotgun and hits me twice with buckshot
bruh
tendie 2 rushes with 2nd hatchet (loser)
gets me a few times, eventually i get them on the floor and continue to neck kick them into submission
tendie 1 drags them off and says “stop attacking the bartender dude”
oh yeah it wasn’t like you shot me and then let him try to kill me
hurr.psd
eventually they get thrown into medbay
end round by dragging ice cream vat to shuttle
give ice cream to people
2nd tendie was executed icly
chef moment
please stop fucking around with chef you are literally biting the hand that feeds you, if you wanna be a bitch go starve
Be me, bored
Need card borg suit to trick stupid silicons
Ask the QM for his box
…
Figured he’s afk so I try to take it myself
He won’t give me his smelly box
Was about to leave
Stabs my eyes with screwdriver
wtf.mp3
run away to shitsec
Does nothing to help
The ***** still be chasing me
Imnotevenvalidwtf.txt
I can’t see anything but I know the map well enough to go back to my house
I cry for another roboticist in robotics
I ask for my eyes to be replaced
He do
Can’t see
Shit.wav
Apparently I have a brain trauma
He fix
But then when he is fixing it he does his battle cry and starts attacking my brain.
Says he is sorry
Ok_bitch.png
Can only talk in single words
Go to medical for fix
CMO says I need neurine (This can’t fix my new trauma)
Wait 9000 years for my neurine
It fixed my sight
I can’t talk so I figure I need more
I keep asking for it and the chemists aren’t being helpful
One of them decides to throw a grenade
Everyone in the room dies
What the fuck just happened in that round
The end
Two people got banned that day, the QM and chemist
hey i killed like 16 people with the box remember they sent the red army after you.
only reason i died was i did not throw the grace fast enough so it ate me.
also was preaching anti xenos scripture that round because muh emprah.