Also, guys, plasma men do exist. They secretly run all major world governments from the shadows, and are trying to keep us from finding out. I had pictures, but the FBI confiscated them. If I disappear, it was because I spoke the truth.
Be me, simple chad miner
Not antag
Get adv tech, mine sum shit, get sum luut, hear that wishgranter got found by some other cucks
Fuck off to mine more because I don’t know how to get it
Like 20 minutes later I come back, see it literally outside the walls
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Tfw get telekinesis, space adapt, xray and hulk with hijack objective
Botnis made durathread shit, gave me some because all botanists are in a metagang
Brute resist is basically hella nice
Try and kill some guy trapped inbetween a table, two walls and the windoors at botnis with a shard and telekinesis
Literally mess with people for a bit
See that chaplain has a green toolbox and is hitting people with them yelling on comms that he has the hungry box
He gets like killed by someone or some shit and the box gets dropped with only like 2 people killed
Pickup his grace and activate it
Succesfully murderbone the entire fucking station
Gild the fucking grace
Literally unstopabble
Hear that an ERT was sent so was planning to hide in maint to bop them one by one
Get rushed by 10 ■■■■■■s armed with mosins and no armour and literally capped
Get revived due to the utter power I possesed
Die again because mosins do 60 damage and I can’t outheal it in time with muh grace
Get TP’d to centcom to enact chad EorG
Chad round
Scientist, blood brother with Roboticist
Objectives are: Kill other robo, kill clown, escape
Do xenobio for a bit
get PDA from BB: “We’re alone in robo come now we’ll get her”
Head there with a toolbox and crit target #1
RD walks in dual wielding eguns and opens fire on us
Table him and steal his guns
He runs off and my BB chases down and kills him with the help of the clown
I finish off the robo and hide the body
RD was a traitor with an unlocked unused uplink
Clown takes uplink implant as payment, we take emag
Successfully pin all blame on RD
BB starts emagging borgs while I turn into a slimeperson and split
Acquire mulligan toxin from xenobio
Time for pranking
Randomise one body and start beating people up with it
Arrested by sec and brigged
Warden threatens to execute me, I taunt them because I know I can’t die
Realise the warden didn’t actually cuff me the entire time
Unbuckle and start to break out
Warden comes in with the Baton out
Shove her and stun her with it
Crit her before dying to assistants breaking in
Swear revenge
BB has amassed a few borgs
Order them to bring us more people to Borg
Build a Durand and go to beat up the warden
Borgs already got her
Kill clown
Kill and Borg pretty much everyone
Shuttle hijack on top of greentext.
I mean, I haven’t yet, but I plan on it. Can’t be too hard, you just need some decent robusting skills, decent equipment, and an EMP to knock out their radio. A muzzle, blindfold, and straitjacket wouldn’t hurt either.
If I ever roll ling on MRP, it’s what I plan on doing. I can’t say it’ll be a piece of cake, but I can’t see too many issues that could stop me, since security is almost non existent at best, and at worst, one or two guys.
Rounds going good save for a few taters who got gang banged by me and a few others.
Basically nothing except stealing emag from dead tater to order some null crates
People over comms screaming “WHY THE FUCK AM I A CAT PERSON!?”
I wear the detectives hat while I try to figure out what the fuck is happening, why is half my crew cat people? (No cap, so I was acting cap)
Golems come aboard from lavaland and bring some ores. Coolio
person who was a Borg over comms- "HOLY SHIT I GOT TURNED INTO A CAT PERSON, WHY AM I NYASKI!?!?!!
REAL Nyaski- “IT’S GOTTA BE A FUCKIN SENTIENT DISEASE!!!”
“NOT EVEN SILLICONS ARE SAFE FROM IT!!!”
Convinced us all it was a disease
I watched as a golem morphs into Nyaski, screams over comms. “I AM A FUGGIN ■■■■■■■, THATS IT. IM ENDING IT ALL!!!”
KA’S himself in the face.
All panic as the entire crew is turned into Nyaski
Call shuttle with the message “OOPS! All Nyaski!!”
Endround Nyaski informs us she was a ling and she’d never laughed this hard…wow…good job mate, honestly.
I’m like 90% sure they don’t, since I don’t think they can benefit from any powers from genetics. I’ll have to check at some point, but I’m pretty sure they lack DNA. I’ll eat a plasmeme next time I roll ling and test it.