Strongest miner(H.E.C.K suit!!!) versus the weakest Gorilla protecting their territory
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the ‘nerf gorillas’ suggestion post got ratio’d so hard that they deleted it already
Insane Atmospherics Technician. I gave them a ton of shit in-character and now I’m doing it out-of-character. xd
Seriously, what the fuck?! This is worse than my Atmospherics maintenance room!!
Shit quality.
Guys, can this comment hit 50 likes?
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Weird Worm x RBMK nuclear reactor mating ritual…
The exploding RBMK caused the SM to keep being filled with CO2 but not emptied, causing it to turn into a tesla…
Right as we start a Battle Royale!
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the RBMK ended up nuking the worm when it exploded, instantly killing it
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Finally, a counter to worms!
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The rats first arrived shortly after our arrival to the station… then they arrived in bulk. I went mad. The pile of 20 living rats were quickly killed by the welder tank, destory in my fear.
It was managable at first… but then… I awoken.
With a clear goal in mind, I had greater plans for that goal.
Basically admeme spawned tons of rats were in maintenance and even some extra rat supplies and I threw them all in the Captains Office. I got a pile of like 20 dead rats on his bed alone. I was desperately flooring maintenance throughout most of the shift. Medbay and Science maints were completely chewed up by the end of the round. I probably collected well over 200 rats and blew them all up in the HoP office as my objective was to blow up said office anyway. Kept mumbling about the rats throughout the shift. It was interesting and a lot of fun. Hope people did feel fear of me from all my mumbling. xd
I even got the admin go “Uhhh” as I planted the Syndicate Bomb, not realizing I’m now an antagonist. lol
One miner who saw me just said “You do you man” as I kept mumbling about the rats to myself. Then a Nukie came on-board and most of us escaped to Lavaland.
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Dinky and ella assaulting Lowwy in the name of FASHION
lowwy getting the DRIP smashed into him
Got the uggs, the must hangs, the vape naysh, the bla bling. All there.
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Brontes’ and Lavenders’ Blob
Warning, this includes mild references to procreation if you’re not comfortable with that.
Bronte and Lavender Love Saga
It started normal. A piggyback ride, some assistance extra care for their work close to them and so on.
Then all of the sudden Bronte was bridal carrying Lavender out of Science. She claimed to have fed him something, possibly a love potion. Perhaps he fed it to her too? The feeling was mutual nonetheless.
Bronte and Lavender,
Sitting in a tree,
K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
First come love, then comes marriage,
Then come Lavender with a baby carriage.
Was sung over comms and the news caster.
A baby is eventually found! Abandoned in maintenance.
Questions arose…
…discussions…
…and eventually accusations!
CC was contacted for further input without much of help other than to punish the two. Lavender was given the options of 5 minute in the Brig or 1 000 credit fine from their personal account, of which they went with the latter.
Bronte… was unfortunately found dead. Having taken their own life from the heartbreak, they hung themselves in the same room as their child.
We shortly there after held a funeral of which included the child who in their confusion attacked Markus and had to be put down. During the funeral…
Lavender couldn’t take it and took their own life. As a result, they were given a shared casket with Bronte and sent off into deep space.
People placed their offerings in their caskets and off they went.
Shortly there after, a blob appeared. Most likely as a result from burying the two in the shared casket.
Extras:
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Screenshots time!!
Math mistake or secret genius…
Always happy to see the crew with a proper ID
Room later blew up to SM, rip… the Terrorist came for the room
WHAT EL FUCK I AM.
Barber shop ft german Edward
After all, why not… everyone can be Command
The first appearance of the legendary clown
Gaben pls fix
Cat shenanigans
Cat shenanigans 2
Cursed felinid maint room, be careful where you roam
NT finest deathsquad
A very nice rage cage ft Lukas vs Luna
Interesting…
Det lurking mode
Cuddling lizards!? Elliot got trapped in that room and tried to bash his way out…
Classic Miri
Mel vs Mel AI
Haunted body of Lukas that was ghost-controlabe and chased Katrina until she welder bombed herself and the body(on eorg!)
Someone recalled the shuttle while Desu the borg was rescuing someone and the ruin despawned, they were unable to be retrieved since they were alive and they were not in any landable signal… yet you could see them on the camera :tragedy:
Cursed clown…
I love being able to 1984 channels!!!
Borg sleepy room to force people to have their banana, Sydney and Axel fought tooth and nail to not do it, but in the end they got their banana
Kane sacrifice
Sometimes checking cameras is a gamble
No context!
Only the finest explo room spawns on Bee
Smh (that was on eorg)
P.
A classic conga! of vapers…
WHAT
Moo please
Finest NT art
HE’S REAL!!!
That same round we also had the iconic Goro Majima from Yakuza(ANDROID VERSION)
Mood sometimes
So real
The bungo ethnostate, poor Bungo got so traumatized that round
Smh
Shining Katrina wrestler
Tom + Katrina + Miner + Husked body of Bungo
Katrina pet noodle
Dream blunt rotation
Poor Tom…
DIOANES ARE REAL???
Everyone’s wearing them as hat!
The butter runes are back!!! Butter’sie is coming or dare to say Butt’sie
Vince and his uh changeling catgirl stand
FLUTTERING!?
So real
Taming slimes 101
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blake fr mangled my trim. Take his license away
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Easter egg hiding behind Central Command :o
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oi it was a secret! 
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