Shout out to my Whistles a few notes* gang
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Man, that was the strangest round ive ever had.
-join as solo explorer
-curator comes running in right before I take off, says he wants to go with to collect artifacts to display
-as im about to land he sleepy pens me and hypnoflashes me
-right as we walk out the shuttle and to the station 4 whistling blob zombies come up to a window and just spam whistle.
-we quickly befriend them and they join us in our mission
-i get greedy trying to take a tech disc and quickly get pounded into the ground by a blobernaut, which goes on killing the curator too.
-the blob zombies take us back to our ship and proceeds to take off our hardsuits to convert us to blob zombies
-even more blob zombies join in and everyone starts whistling even more and praying to the admins that they send the explo shuttle back to the station
-no response of any kind so we just start tearing down the shuttle
-few of us eventually get pushed into space
-me and another lost whistling brother spend a long time trying to get back to the shuttle we tore down
-when we get back all of our brothers had ghosted, so we ceremoniously ended our lives by whistling as we walking into a sm crystal
All this within 30 minutes of the round
10/10 great rp *whistle
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And people say everyone has to speak to RP! 
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been meaning to post pictures of the cosplay convention, since i don’t think anyone has yet:
and the “how to pick up men” class:
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I was so salty you greeded and got us both killed lol. It was shaping up to be a truly epic antag round.
Captain simplemob???
did you press f12 by any chance?
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no, also considering it fixxed itself when I became a different mob, I dont think it was F12
Perhaps the result of a divine smite
I am but a fool, my naivety branding me as little more then a failure in the eyes of intelliegence…it was F12, yet I came here out of blissfull ignorance, feeling proud of my foolishness, I deserve not of these hearts or advice, for I would not understand them, I shall leave this up so others may learn of my folly…forshame me, forshame…
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Do you become a simplemob when you press f12
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Daily mentor fact:
pressing f12 cycles between various “hud modes”
it cycles between:
- Normal hud, with full equipment inventory
- Only seeing your hands
- Not seeing any hud at all
I think it’s meant for taking cleaner screenshots
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Everyone bully him now
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Gnomes are real…
Square… (i think it’s a nanite blade or xenobio visual bug)
Bombyx & co friendly bar (don’t mind the fried weapons where one of them is an X4 that’s TOTALLY not gonna blow up by a crewmember and ruin the entire thing)
Bombyx had no mercy against the cooks…
Post explosion
The Prophecy
Very cute QM promotion of Aurus by Erika Parker, involved clapping, cheering, me being an ethereal blue ghost speaking on cult, bone and common, the chef lizard performing a song on their language alongside other shenanigans
Later on i got myself a motorized wheelchair and i ‘‘accidentally’’ let the Revenant get away with it, it was hilarious
Captain and Warden having a talk with the noodle (i think this is the round where the uh… kissing passionately xeno happened…)
Gay rats that totally did not cause an outbreak because they forcefeed Blake all of them and we had to evacuate
Amazing security-themed bar-kitchen by Lydia, i contributed with the Securistan banners
Some follow ups where we eventually got tatortots as extra food!:
Attacus made some very powerful bees with THE ELIXIR…
boo
Wisty… in space!
Now here’s something funny, extremely lucky and rare! I randomly got a level 7 biohazard… turns out the exact cure for it was smoking so i uh… got cured immediatly! And the moment i got cured, no joke, the AI got the ion law that you can see below… what are the chances lmfao
Officer Sam Phoenix lays completely EXHAUSTED after suffering a punishment due to not respecting our Warden Major Beryl, the punishment consisted of running TEN LAPS around the holodeck while wearing a full riot gear + duffelbag, he proved himself worthy of serving the station and he didn’t got his paycheck cut Hurrah!
:mistake: Evil Miriam…
In the middle of a zombie outbreak… Captain(infected) and Renault final moments… :tragedy: at least they both went down with the ship…
WHAT
Another attempt of Miriam and Mia to promote the felinid ethnostate (last two pics courtesy of Miriam) i believe they got around 7 clones with soul(experimental clonepod), the last time we tried it not a single one got soul, it was a good redemption even if we did it when shuttle was coming so we had less than seven minutes to pull it off it was rewarding to see all of them with soul
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