Local Shitcurity team batons an innocent civilian into oblivion for not paying their 20 million taxes.
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This is more fun than the actual game. lol
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Proud to be the abductor
That was me sorry guys 
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Strange artifact discovered
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UNO is life (ignore the blood) (I won the first game and Maximus won the 2nd)
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It was certainly surreal to see a Jeremy Skeleton three shifts in a row… truly a mysterious and unique creature in ss13
Classic late-arrivals experience
Jumpscare
Rat collection, ready to summon Ratón (5 seconds later we got immediatly killed by five malf borgs by AI orders and poor Marina got beheaded and spaced) And i also had TWO more briefcases full of mice that the mime was bringing!
Two Morgan Strange… waiting to take control of the body…
I had split personality trauma because i was becoming a zombie, on the last second before i went braindead the other Morgan(played by Marina) took over and pretty much left me unable to return, rare RR by griffman Marina Pisces(and then i became a Dragon space carp so we pretty much swapped places :trolled: )
Smh…
Centcom decides to send us '‘students’ that were TotallyNotNukies and could only speak in codespeak language… :mistake:
That clown really tried to sue us…
T*claps
Funny monkey with ventriloquist doll
Like sixty lit cigars that a Roboticists lit… all for the Morph to enjoy, they were on flavour country…
Nightmare worst nightmare…
I wonder what happened…
He’s here…
Classic Vince
So… Clown had tae-clown-do shoes and got eaten AND digested by a morph…Brig phys decides to put the shoes on and… drops a pie on the brig shuttle floor after saying ‘‘The clown is no more!’’ i paid not attention… however i DID pay attention to that fresh baked pie because i was feeling VERY hungry so i uh… took a bite and… the fucking HUSKED AND DISGTED clown appeared… Turns out you can put stuff? inside the tae-clown-do pies so… yeah… that was NOT traumatizing at all.
Melody with the rare ERROR jumpskirt
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We were originally blood brothers, you can see the division by id’s. Later on for some reason the admind gave nuke codes to the red blood brothers after they went fully loud mode.
Basic chemistry. Man’s always want me down bad…
They hate me for my success
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ashie conqueror 5 seconds before warcrime
(automatic BSA fire that rivals the output of a US navy fleet)
death
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who the fuck drew a painting of me naked
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