The CIA [REDACTED] glow in the dark, you can see them when you’re driving. You just run them over, that’s what you do. You can guess what fills that blank because ho boy is it not postable on the forums.
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limit them to 1 slot instead of 2
Cases with personal conflict of interests can be given to the HOP(preferably) or any other command representative of your choosing which is not related to the case. -
limit their access to ‘centcom Inspector access + their office’
Yes remember inspectors? basically the same thing.
If they want more access they can have the captain or department head issue them one. -
glowy actually sounds like a good idea and it breaks/ruins too little for it not to be accepted
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CAAs should have a high hour requirement, similar to captain hours or someone who must know SOP and space law by heart
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Create a stricter SOP for CAAs.
aka things I encountered while watching CAAs that made me angry
I have tons of examples but it mainly falls down to what already exist on the CAAs SOP template:
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If a crew member states that they are unavailable at this moment or ask you to vacate the office/lab/room for a moment - do not brush it off like you are some sociopathic asshole
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This is a research station after all, hazards exist and accidents happen!
Even if you do get access you aint supposed to casually visit the SM chamber, virology, chemistry, xenobiology or any other inherently dangerous areas which can end you in 2 seconds because of some freak accident.
Especially do not even breath in the direction of the toxins lab window because you might scare the scientist that is currently holding a science bomb that can erase both of you. -
Punish incompetency.
Service are fighting each other? Go blame the HOP for not even being aware that they are in charge of that department.
Medbay being awful and you have more chances to get revived out of husk & full decay by a stranger in the vacuum of space than by medical personnel in medbay? Push for CMOs demotion
SM blew up? Demote CE(actual SOP)
Xenos took over the station and centcom not giving nuke codes? ban centcom
etc
Also have you even seen the clown SOP? do you know how much work can be done with the clown?!
I have never in my ss13 life seen or even heard of a clown that actually even considers this SOP/guideline
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I am disappointed with the fax machine, you can’t feed it paper so you can’t format your messages to CC. Could need some improvements.
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SOP is meant to be mostly handled IC. And again, issues can be addressed IC and still warrant OOC punishments. Your blatant disregard as a member of command/security happens to fall into both parts of that IC/OOC connection.
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What’s the current CAA hour requirement?
Currently 8 hours of crew. So somewhere along the lines of borg hour requirement
CAA should have like 5 command hours and 5 security hours or something like that
complex combinations of required hours aren’t currently possible. I learned this when I changed the required hours for various jobs as a minor deterrent to 0-hour griefers.
magistrate when
Often times liars & abusive people will accuse others of the actions that they themselves are guilty of; this is famously known by the term “hypocrisy.” 
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Bruh, peanut posting has been banned from the reports forums for ages now.
Sadly.
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bu i like peanut posting on funny report though!!! 1984 george orwell book 
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