Every time I make one of these I feel like shit
In-game misconduct:
CKEY: The Maggot Guy
Your Discord: The Maggot Guy#3950
Offender’s CKEY: Megaddd
Date (MM-DD-YYYY): 07-05-2022
Round Number: 39113
Rules Broken: Rule 1 (You must Roleplay), Metaknowledge, Validhunting
Part of Admin/Mentor Conduct Broken (if relevant):
Incident Description: Drip is a meme. Among Drip, Goku Drip, He will never have drip spews cereal, all memes. Station was named “Drip Station”, and the HoS repeatedly kept bringing drip up.
Kane mostly but lots of people talking about Drip which is a meme.
[Security] [Kane Semenov (Head of Security)](?src=[mob_909];track=Kane Semenov) says, “Im enlisting for some drip surgery.”
[Security] Mendeleev (AI) queries, “Drip surgery?”
Mendeleev queries, “Drip surgery?”
Now tracking Curium XVI on camera.
[Security] [Kane Semenov (Head of Security)](?src=[mob_909];track=Kane Semenov) says, “Yes.”
[Command] [Kane Semenov (Head of Security)](?src=[mob_909];track=Kane Semenov) says, “The only currency that matters.”
[Command] [Kane Semenov (Head of Security)](?src=[mob_909];track=Kane Semenov) says, “Is drip.”
[Command] [Curium XVI (Captain)](?src=[mob_909];track=Curium XVI) rattles, “Putting it on dripsamov.”
[Security] [Kane Semenov (Head of Security)](?src=[mob_909];track=Kane Semenov) asks, “DID HE TOOK THE DRIPSUITS?”
[Security] Robert White (Warden) says, “Search them for drip.”
[Common] Medical Android-174 (Medical Cyborg) states, “4. Not possesing drip is considered human harm.”
[Common] Maruca Maxima (Medical Doctor) flutters, “Drip.”
Central Command Update
Biohazard Alert
Confirmed outbreak of level 5 biohazard aboard Drip Station 13. All personnel must contain the outbreak.
[Security] K.R.I.E.G (Station Engineer) states, “Now i got double drip.”
Pretty obvious to me that it’s a meme and referencing a meme, literally never heard it used except in reference to the meme of fictional characters wearing nice street clothes.
Admin PM from-Megaddd: drip in itself is not a meme, it’s just another term for fashionable wear
I disagree, so I guess here we are. Sorry if it gave you a mini heart attack to see this.
Thing the 2th
Mc_Meiler, a headmin, said crew doesn’t know all antags. Also, the rules say you aren’t supposed to deliberately put yourself in danger as non-sec. Over half a dozen people immediately thought there was a blob, and botany tried to hand out death nettles to fight the blob off of a vague biohazard warning.
WHERE'S THE BLOB????????
[Common] Maruca Maxima (Medical Doctor) flutters, “Where’s the blob.”
[Medical] Viviana Cox (Paramedic) says, “I’ll try to be around the blob thing to make sure nobody dies.”
[Common] Maruca Maxima (Medical Doctor) asks, “Where’s the blob?”
[Medical] Viviana Cox (Paramedic) asks, “Where’s the blob?”
[Common] WRILL-3352 (Botanist) yells, “DEATHNETTLES AND GLOVES IN FRONT OF BOTANY!! USE THEM TO KILL THE BLOB!!”
[Common] Matthew Smirnoff (Scientist) asks, “Wait where is the blob?”
[Common] WRILL-3352 (Botanist) yells, “STRONG DISPOSABLE WEAPONS!!”
Also:
[Common] WRILL-3352 (Botanist) states, “If we don’t help fight the blob we ALL die.”
This would be a valid point if people didn’t literally drop everything to hunt le bad guy on a roleplay server. Even on Nukies cap still has to authorize gearing up to fight them, and a blob is not nukies.
– Administrator private message –
Admin PM from-Megaddd: No it’s not metagaming. If sec lets them hand out “deathnettles” after they announce it on common that’s on them.
– Administrator private message –
Admin PM from-Megaddd: Nettles were in response to a possible Level 5. Have a nice day
problem the 3th
Assistant with a baseball bat was wandering halls to fight the self aware killer vending machines, which goes against “You are not a warrior” and all that. Guy was named Risky Jenkins, and Risky is not a real human name either.
– Administrator private message –
Admin PM from-Megaddd: Ricky Jenkins is an ok name. I don’t think fighting a station-wide threat is valid hunting. Thank you for your report.
I don’t want to be a rule pedant and I feel like shit writing all these petty reports but doesn’t somebody got to do it? : /
Additional Information:
https ://knowyourmeme.com/memes/drip
Personally I don’t think “level 5” directly, and I mean directly translates into “Blob, please arm up”