Captain because that’s my main, baron because it’s funny, sergeant because I play Colonial Marines as a squad leader. I made Gary have the most generic name outside of John Smith so he would stand out amongst the more unique names. That being said if you see me not in the middle of a cluster-fuck don’t hesitate to have a chat.
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You need to find a way to add more titles and maybe even a suffix.
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-The first of Lunar Colony Alpha Lambda 776
One of the most enjoyable captains. Calls himself a comdom but in reality has the right amount of mistakes, good shot calling and disky forgetting (not sure if the last one has ever happened though). Some might call him the perfect balance. Keep doing you, you don’t have to reach perfection to be a great captain!
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Based captain
Gary/10
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Sorry again about the maid dress, you are still my favorite HoP.
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Gary is a great Captian which is always a role needing to be filled (me having to be acting captain for the 100th time) Same goes when he’s a sec officer, always level-headed and respectable.
Shame I’m not his favorite HoP though… 
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To be honest up until this moment I didn’t realize the stations best lawyer Austin Gold was also played by the best lizard with a wig Forgets-Her-Name. I am always grateful to see that Forgets was filling the role before I arrive because I know the station and disc is safe. I can always call Gold for any legal needs regardless of ethics. You are more than an HoP, your a real G.
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when i breaching ai’s sat from space as a martial artist. he charged at me into space with nothing but his his gun. no hardsuit or a melee weapon
10/10 it is physically impossible to make a dumber move
ᶦ ʷᵃˢ ᵉⁿᵈᵒʳˢᵉᵈ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵉⁿᶜᵒʳᵃᵍᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵃᵏᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᵖᵒˢᵗ ᶦⁿˢᵘˡᵗᶦⁿᵍ ᵗʰᵉʸ ᵃʳᵉ ᵃᶜᵗᵘᵃˡˡʸ ᵃ ᵖʳᵉᵗᵗʸ ᶜᵒᵒˡ ˡᵃᵈ
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Challange accepted, I’ll do something dumber. Perhaps giving the disc to an assistant?
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No see, an assistant can call for help.
give it to a mime and tell the mime if you see him any where but maint you’ll kill him and nuke the station yourself.
You’re a solid captain though, some of the best station names I’ve had the pleasant surprise of serving on.
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Ah yes, Gary Johnson the American politician!
Nah but fr, Gary best captain. Actually does fun stuff when I see them as captain instead of focusing on dunking on the valids.
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Bumping in order to boost my falling relevance.
Q: What have I done for y’all?
Doesn’t know his name
can you stop posting in every feedback thread shit that is just “lol don’t know”
For gary, i ultimately don’t know either - i don’t think we play in the same timezone, i’ve only seen you once or twice as a ghost
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Cool captain 
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Spooky man is very spook. Sparrow would love to chat.
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Who? Captain players being nonexistent nowadays