EPS Mail Delivery Milestones

[ColonelOrion]

Rare wig-wearing EPS

[Hithere]

Hey, I found a theme song you can play on a synth: (has to be a multi input instrument like piano or guitar)

Summary

BPM: 92
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[taste_of_a_liar]

I like the brief pause hovering over the wig, a conscious battle of Aramix, the player: ‘Do I want to wear a wig?’ and EPS, the character: ‘Would he actually bother to take it off? Or notice?’

[taylor]

Local QM fills in for an absence of EPS units aboard a low-pop station. Receives experimental plasmaman lung transplant surgery in order to give the AI their mail in a plasmaflooded sat.

[oo7craigmc]

[aramix]

previously on EPS mail delivery

Cooperative Delivery Initiative

after two months of (unrelated) intense activity during which information was collected with or without express consent EPS units return to put a mastermind’s plan into action we present to you, the Cooperative Delivery Initiative this compilation features some of the high-energy and sometimes collective efforts to deliver mail in hand on Space Station 13, and also parts of the attempt to make mail reach places it never reached before

credits (open to additions, removals or cha…

EPS mail delivery milestones are back!

now, mail delivery isn’t always easy, but it’s always fun

main mailman phobia character cast:
@sugarcubed as Lavender Addison, oozeling
@Trobosio as Maudie Kiefer, security officer

[Absolucy]

yooo i’m there for like a half-second at the end

[RDS88]

If I had any drawing talent whatsoever I would draw EPS getting shoulder thrown into a cryo tube.

[Ambiic]

I’d love to see that!

[aramix]

previously on EPS mail delivery
EPS does pizza delivery to reebe

[aramix]

milkman EPS strikes again, delivering milk cartons to 22 distinct crew
and to blob

[aramix]

please stand by while this EPS unit undergoes temporary maintenance because of strenuous workloads

[aramix]

thanks to @ColonelOrion for reminding me of this round
EPS delivers mail to CareTaker, delivers CareTaker as mail, and during this delivers mail to an abductor

[Howluinb31153]

Would you believe me if I said I have never received mail from EPS ?
Quite fucked up if you think about it.

[NexusLeader]

make a mailroom

[aramix]

there are delivery offices on each map as far as I know

that being said, EPS gets to deliver lead on a red alert zombie outbreak
credits for screenshots: @Fronsis (+some from own perspective)

screenshots

[JikkaJoestar]

Petition to incorporate EPS Mail Delivery Service into official Beestation lore

• Sign here

[bluezorua]

how do you incorporate them into something that doesn’t exist

[PinkSuzuki]

We should write Beestation Fanfic with known characters

[JOYK1LLZ]

I’ve wanted to but without proper contact with every character’s player and a baseline for behaviors or at the very least a good stereotype, it would be immensely cringe due to disconnect between author’s depiction and actual.

there would be alot of reviewing of the script by each respective player in the event of bringing in character development, otherwise the safest depiction would be primarily 2D* characters.

(*Static, that doesn’t evolve in reaction to or prep for the events of the plot, as opposed to 3D who develop over the course of the plot.)