Cooperative Delivery Initiative

[aramix]

after two months of (unrelated) intense activity during which information was collected with or without express consent
EPS units return to put a mastermind’s plan into action

EPS Mail Delivery Milestones

Consider: • Go to lavaland, repair science shuttle • Build BS launchpad on shuttle • You now have a launchpad that can move its source to anywhere in station space. So long as it’s within 60 tiles of space you can teleport there • One EPS unit mans the teleporter, the other is beamed up and down • Station now has an EPS unit that seems to materialise from thin air before handing you a letter and once again vanishing into nothing

we present to you, the Cooperative Delivery Initiative

this compilation features some of the high-energy and sometimes collective efforts to deliver mail in hand on Space Station 13, and also parts of the attempt to make mail reach places it never reached before

credits (open to additions, removals or changes) (apparently limited to 10 mentions)

taylor - original coop bluespace launchpad scenario

EPS units - Delivery Boy
@ColonelOrion (as SRR-023) - EPS’ partner in bluespace launching

@RDS88 (as S.P.A.R.4ky) - Xenobiology Upgrades
@Gilgax (as Wisteria Nickdottir) - Helpful Cargo Technician

unknown Space Dragon and Space Carp
Bongo, John Anderson, No Shoes, Honkgar Beeblehonk - Bystanding Clown Crowd

Sara Bell - Scientist with mail
Jackie Reid - Stranded Virologist

Dixi Benc - Exploration Crew with mail
OSI-120 - Exploration Crew
Lillian Carter - Exploration Crew

@Wikimody (as Alex Knap) - Virologist with mail
@liljackrabbit25 (as MAL-F-TI…N) - Alerted AI

Falcatula Adultera - Rescue Mission Miner
Hizel-Deasa - Rescue Mission Cargo Technician

@DimitriSTK88 (as Sirio Zajcev) - HoP Line Captain

Carbon XII - Mail Echo Chamber

@sugarcubed (as Lavender Addison) - Virologist with mailbot phobia

unknown Xenomorph Queen

@Quantuminfinity, Jaykman, @Wrill - Nuclear Operatives Combat Cyborgs

Rafael Heckendora - CentCom Tax Evasionist
@zimon9 (as Cryphia Liebherri) - Witnessing Captain

Saul Parker - Hard-working Roboticist

special credits to BeeStation community for making this happen
make sure to check this thread for other memorable delivery moments

EPS Mail Delivery Milestones

made this thread so that players (including me) can keep record of peak mail delivery moments, which could serve either as memories or creativity fuel for further roleplay ideas For player/character feedback regarding EPS series, please refer to this thread instead: EPS Series Feedback without further ado, Express Post Service units have managed to: deliver mail to traitor in hardsuit, (for Syndicate Operative) deliver mail with fine to a nightmare deliver hate mail to wizard, signed by cre…

thank you

[Wrill]

Pinging 9 people will bring your doom.

[Hithere]

You are a Legend.

[taylor]

incredibly. Glorious. A work of art

[Fronsis]

Bless EPS unit, such a great character, a shame my statue clip didn’t made it!

[RDS88]

I forgot just how raw of a line “Don’t disappoint me, or I’ll make you wish you could die” was

[aramix]

I’m afraid there’s no such clip
I remember the moment, but sadly that’s before I started to record EPS rounds
otherwise I believe that and many other moments would have made for some good clips

[PinkSuzuki]

This is great!

Althought I’m not in im pretty sure I was the reason for the Dragon mail!

So Joon is, in theory IN THIS VIDEO!

FANTASTIC!

[aramix]

@PinkSuzuki

Althought I’m not in im pretty sure I was the reason for the Dragon mail!

can confirm this
We Hope You Enjoyed Using EPS’ Services!

[PinkSuzuki]

Always!!!

Always always!!

Its sad when i dont see EPS around!