As a Xenomorph, I once melted a BSA that someone spent over an hour setting up in under 10 seconds.
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Fuck you btw.
You arent the only one that has done that. I had that happen to me.
It was revenge for turning most of the hive, including the queen, into space dust but still.
Since the last confession thread:
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I started a hand-holding conga line.
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As chef, I upgraded the gibber and infini-cloned a felinid. I did not share this info with the crew who said it was great food. They tipped me over $2000 that shift.
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I started putting flour into grenades and activating them when I *aflap to imply moth dust is a reagent. It occured to me that I do so in rooms where janitor cannot enter but can see in to. It is taunting them.
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forgiven
forgiven
straight to hell no questions asked
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I felt so bad after that, I made the BSA indestructible.
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I’m really damn slow in processing potential criminals and prisoners when working SEC out of fear of mis-carrying space-justice, but will totally throw away the key of a jailcell if I catch someone with something as minor as Syndie smokes.
the only exception I make is syndie soap, because that shit is awesome and I love to use it whenever I can as a janitor.
how do you even do this like genuinely
When murderbone slimes come up to me in genetics, I give them a humanized monkey or two in exchange for tricks. Kie doesnt know what color the mystery murderbone orange slime over comms is
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My record for ending a round as a non-antag was under 3 minutes.
Which half is forgiven?
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If they proceded to flip you off and get their throat ripped out, that was definitely me.
Fuck you.
forgiven, still going to hell for maining security
forgiven
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you used to be cool man. Dinky the Chad Clown > Axel the Virgin Lawyer
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maybe someday
please do, i miss my dad
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I don’t think it’s a sin, but what would you say
I have almost double the clown hours than any other job
Since this thread is turning into us posting shameful hours:
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