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Offender’s CKEY: Byndprincess
Offender’s In-Game Name: Cash Hawker
Server (Sage or Acacia): Sage
Date (YYYY-MM-DD): 2023/09/15
Round Number: 45848
Rules Broken: Antagonist conduct.
Incident Description: They see me in the center of the station on lowpop no security doing a checkpoint and this interaction happens. We had talked a little before through comms and seeing them talking with me in person made me believe they were going to be a huge asshole again. Boy oh BOY was I wrong.
First interaction:
Summary
Cash Hawker says, “What ya building clown.”
You insert 13 glass sheets into the rapid-construction-device (RCD).
The rapid-construction-device (RCD) now holds 160/160 matter-units.
The Real Captain flutters, “A checkpoint.”
You put the glass into Giggles von Honkerton.
[Common] Oliver Siegrist says, “Doc i need healing.”
Cash Hawker says, “Seems slightly annoying.”
You change RCD’s mode to ‘Grilles & Windows’.
You change the rapid-construction-device (RCD)'s window mode to reinforced glass.
The Real Captain flutters, “Well.”
The Real Captain flutters, “Maybe.”
[Common] Oliver Siegrist says, “I have started to glow.”
The Real Captain flutters, “But its my job to create something going on while there is nothing else happening.”
Cash Hawker says, “Seems fair.”
Later, they put some monkeys on the center to annoy me. This happens
Summary
The Real Captain flutters, “…”
The monkey (594) starts trying to take the fire extinguisher from Cash Hawker!
Cash Hawker squirts something into the monkey (594)'s eyes!
The monkey (279) hugs the monkey (279) to make him feel better!
Cash Hawker says, “This is how you be annoying clown.”
You put the rapid-construction-device (RCD) into the toolbelt.
The monkey (594) throws up!
monkey (750) is pricked on Cash Hawker’s spikes.
The monkey (279) starts trying to take the fire extinguisher from Cash Hawker!
You begin to unfasten the railing from the floor…
monkey (594) is pricked on Cash Hawker’s spikes.
You unfasten the railing from the floor.
The Real Captain flutters, “I’ve done that a lot of times.”
The Real Captain flutters, “That is not original.”
You begin to cut apart the railing…
The monkey (750) scratches.
You put the wirecutters into the toolbelt.
The monkey (200) starts trying to take the fire extinguisher from Cash Hawker!
You put the wrench into the toolbelt.
The monkey (275) starts trying to take the fire extinguisher from Cash Hawker!
Cash Hawker says, “Why so.”
The monkey (594) sneezes!
The monkey (279) sniffs.
The monkey (200) snatches the fire extinguisher from Cash Hawker.
You insert 3 iron rod sheets into the rapid-construction-device (RCD).
The rapid-construction-device (RCD) now holds 130/160 matter-units.
You change RCD’s mode to ‘Grilles & Windows’.
You construct the grille.
2
The monkey (200) sniffs.
Bombyx Modesta throws up!
The monkey (279) sniffs.
The monkey (750) sniffs.
Cash Hawker says, “Seems pretty original to me.”
You construct the window.
2
The monkey (279) sniffs.
The monkey (275) scratches.
The Real Captain flutters, “Oh nice now all the monkeys have your stupid disease.”
The Real Captain flutters, “How cool.”
You put the rapid-construction-device (RCD) into the toolbelt.
You grab the monkey (200) passively!
The Real Captain starts putting the monkey (200) into the disposal unit.
Cash Hawker says, “It is pretty cool.”
The monkey (750) sniffs.
The monkey (275) rolls.
Lumps form on the monkey (279)'s skin!
The Real Captain is pricked on Cash Hawker’s spikes.
The monkey (275) sniffs.
The monkey (594) sneezes!
Cash Hawker says, “I feel so.”
The monkey (750) sneezes!
You throw the wrench.
Cash Hawker is hit by the wrench!
The monkey (200) sniffs.
The Real Captain sniffs.
Cash Hawker asks, “Dont you?”
You throw the banana cream pie.
Cash Hawker is hit by the banana cream pie!
Cash Hawker is creamed by the banana cream pie!
The monkey (279) sneezes!
The monkey (594) coughs blood!
2
Lumps form on the monkey (750)'s skin!
Cash Hawker fires the .357 revolver (Wielded)!
2
You’re hit by .357 bullet in the head!
2
The Real Captain screams.
So. I pie them and in exchange of that they shoot me and round remove me using the chef machine! How funny and original. And guess WHAT. The lad did the fucking blob virus AGAIN. And its killing tons of people (remove virology remove virology remove virology). So the guy is round removing earlier on the round and causing virus outbreaks as virologist on a lowpop game, causing blobs and zombies without security. How incredibly cool and definitely antag worthy.
Additional Information: Here’s a video of what happened on the center and some pictures of the state of the station on a 10 people roundstart game with no security. This is BYOND acceptable. Also. They admited on DCHAT that they had DAGD, which inmediatly is a confession that their blob virus last round was unjistified.

