Absolute Crapola tier ideas thread

1 in 20 chance each that Runtime or Ian are dead at round start.
1 in 100 chance each that any station pet is replaced with an ash drake.

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When a pet dies, a slaughter demon variant of them appears. Destined to kill their killer.

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One of the possible hostile factions
you can find on an Exploration ruin is hostile corgis

I’m not sure which is more crapola:

  • Make them hostile but keep their stats the same
  • buff them to pose a legitimate challenge on par with other factions
0 voters
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Monkeys revenge, when a geneticist is changing the dna of a monkey to turn them into a human there is a chance the monkey turns into a low res image of Donkey kong, automatically opening their enclosure and pursuing its creator, if donkey kong makes contacts with anything that lives they are gibbed, it will only rest when their creator is dead. DK rap sounds at anyone at 6 tiles of Donkey.

Has a small chance too if monkeys are mutated to turn into gorillas.

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A search for the camouflage traitor clothes and agent ID, so you have to struggle less with the option vomit.

You can sort of search through it by pressing a letter key, it is sorted alphabetically and pressing it will bring you to that next letter. Pressing it repeatedly will cycle through everything starting with that key.

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AI has a nuke disk detector.
15% it will be misdirected by the toy
40% by the traitor item
50% by the disk the Explorer has to use to destroy derelict stations.

As far as the AI and linked borgs are concerned, the person who the detector is currently pointing towards is the captain. That could be the actual captain, the acting captain, a particularly sticky-fingered clown, even “The captain with the double laser sword, shotgun, and the fashionable red hardsuit”

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In honor of this thread: Engineering and the Crew
Make engineering and atmos full-time jobs that require constant adjustments. With a real power plant, engineering staff leaving the reactor alone to go do other things is likely to End poorly
Have a third Engineering crew type: Con/Maint Engineers. They don’t have full engineering access, but also have basic access to an assigned department (like security), and it’s their duty to do Construction and Maintenance within the borders of that department and adjacent maints.
Not involving the designated Con/Maint Specialist in a project is a violation of SoP.
https://youtu.be/rtX79lg2354?si=rFuK7HtcZXrV2WgQ

And if a department doesn’t have a designated Con/Maint Specialist, then it just doesn’t get done…

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A role similar to department dedicated Security Officers would have been neat. Perhaps could be assigned to all Engineers and Atmospherics Technicians.

RBMK!!! @XeonMations BUG BACON MORE TO MERGE IT!! ;-;

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Donators can upload a 1 minute mp3. It plays when they join the server.
Like a wrestler’s opening theme

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Add the OCP directives as a possible AI/Borg lawset.

it already is in game lol

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removes sleepers instead of stasis beds

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Remove Mia Seelig

Edit: Wrong thread :smiling_imp:

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In camera consoles give the camera buttons a colour pattern so you may know in which department they are

Since you all can’t separate your personal knowledge of most to all aspects of the game from the limited knowledge a character would be expected to have, everyone who isn’t a Mentor gets a lobotomy. Let’s see you have an encyclopedic knowledge of the capabilities and optimal dunk strategy of any antag after an unpaid intern uses an orboclast to slosh yoir brain matter.

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The longer any non-antagonist and the HoP is inside the HoP area, the higher chance there is for them to roll mid-round antagonist with an objective to kill said HoP.

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Add “full-furred” Felenids with a full color selection for fur color
Pros: cold resistance, can get up faster (since they always land on their feet)
Cons: Heat weakness, everyone is IC encouraged to bully them for being genetic abominations

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Mimes that speak automaticly gib and get job banned from mime even if they speak by a chem or a genetic trait they still get the threatment for being unrobust.

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