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Maximum assistant hours
Syndie-ERT joint Xeno-purge.
If Centcom is sent a message from the communications console by a tator in the event of a Xenos incursion, NT and Gorlex put aside their differences in favor of the time honored human tradition of purging horny xenomorphs with nuclear hell fire.
the syndies deployed have reduced Tele-crystal budget to put them in line with the loadout of an ERT team.
Both teams have the objective of securing the disky.
The ERT must use the Station’s self-destruct, but it is timer programable.
The Syndies provided payload cart can be moved, but its got a timer that cannot be less than 4 and a half minutes.
The Xeno-morphs suffer a humiliating defeat if both the teams escape after arming and synchronizing their nuke detonations.
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Multiple job slots for Clown. One Clown is Always an antagonist but arresting/killing them without evidence is metagaming and a bannable offense.
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The only jobs available when you join are captain (if not already taken), AI (ditto), and Assistant. In order to have any other job, you need to fill in a 3 page form, which is different for each job and the order of questions randomly shuffled each round.
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You have to manually breathe. The amount of oxygen you need varies based on how physically exhausting what you’re doing is, how much you’re talking, your race, and if you’re doing any emotes. Too frequently and you’ll get the “high O2” alarm, and too rarely you’ll get the “Low O2” alarm and start taking Suffocation damage.
The server-locked keybinds for Breathing are:
Inhale: Ctrl + Alt + F4
Exhale: Alt + Delete
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Nanotransen only hires high quality clowns.
When a clown joins, he has 5 minutes to make a joke for the captain, if the joke doesnt makes captain laugh, he is instanly gibbed.
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W-why is the hall full of gibs…?
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Nah, every 10 minutes, the clown is assigned a living crewmember. They have 5 minutes to amuse that crewmember. At the end of that 5 minutes, the crewmember votes if the clown is funny or not. The clown has 5 minutes to prepare a new act before they’re assigned a new “target.”
If the clown has 3 consecutive “not funny” votes, their head explodes.
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We gather up the last 60 griefers we banned and let them participate in a battle royale. The winner gets unbanned from the servers.
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hardware ban people who leave their department
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We reteach Cuban Pete how to make a maxcap and he is mailed a cigar if he wins.
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Assuming it’s not the same 10 or so people over and over ;3
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Tank Transfer Valves can now be printed by the rapid pipe dispenser and also maxcaps are medium items again
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That’s a smite admins can use.
In fact, it doesn’t just require manual breathing, but also manual blinking too.
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also give all silicons a maxcap sized reactor overload self destruct ability
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This could be hilarious for a malf ai ability
We should make it so that buying the ‘drip’ outfit is an automatic permaban as per rule 5 - no adult would be entertained by such childish things.
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Add felines
15 characters
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Already done. You can rest easy now with the addition of one(1) feline at roundstart and the option to buy more from cargo.
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