Hello, it’s me the mime from that round. I want to clear some things up before we move on with what I have to say.
I DON’T RANDOMLY DECIDE TO FIGHT SECURITY. Ahem, sorry for yelling that it just had to be said.
Let me explain why I decided to harmbaton all of security into submission, because that’s what I did. I was humiliating the detective of the round, so hard. From stealing their baton and taunting, from cuffing them in the halls when they’re trying to arrest me… for some reason? All the way to general taunts in flipping them the bird.
Standard mime stuff, being annoying as said. But, the detective snapped. In Central Primary Hallway they attacked me with a broken bottle, stabbing at my chest and head. I decide not to escalate anything, using the detectives’ baton I stole borrowed from them.
But! An officer sees me, bleeding covered in bruises, batonning the detective and arrests me. I’m okay with this, I’ll just need to explain a little and maybe make a player report of the detective, simple.
At Brig, I make all attempts to get paper and mime out my situation but it’s no use. They don’t give me paper, they ignore me, instead giving me a TEN MINUTE SENTENCE for defending myself non-lethally!
I am furious at this point, they didn’t even treat my wounds, still bleeding on the ground. Somehow, I escape and steal a baton, so I start batonning officers and try to flush myself down disposals. But, at Brig the warden decides to shoot LETHAL BUCKSHOT at me! I quickly baton him and start, well, BEATING THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF HIM. If it wasn’t for the other two security members that chased me off, they’d be long dead.
I finally manage to flush myself down into Cargo where I then live life on the run, with the warden continuing to use lethals (literally shooting me with incendiary slugs bruh).
I didn’t up and decide, “TODAY I’M GOING TO KILL SEC BECAUSE I’M BORED,” because I didn’t even kill a single officers. I was only returning in kind. They use lethals, why shouldn’t I?
I got jailed for non-lethally detaining someone for all I know is trying to kill me.
I try and explain yet security won’t let me, removing all hope that I can get this resolved.
When I escape a cell I wasn’t meant to be in I was instantly given the death penalty by the warden.
When I fight back in kind I get called a self-antager.
Sometimes, life isn’t fair and you’re the bad guy to everyone around you when things don’t turn out how you plan. Sorry for any grief I may have caused, Phy. You’re a good lad. But, you really should git gud.
(also, I got that laser gun from the warden because they’re laughably unrobust kek)