What you think diffrent SS13 species taste like?

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I sat and pondering this most intruiging of theorums
So tell me your opinion
Also I think Xenomorph meat would taste like pineapple

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Oozelings would taste like a bitter medicinal jelly, but probably kill you.

Felenids would probably taste similar to how humans taste.

Lizards would likely taste awful she to their meat-rich diet.

Moths and Apids would probably be the best tasting races due to a mostly vegetarian diet, perhaps Apids would be like a really big crab meat-wise?

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I feel like Xenomorph meat would be tough and not tasting like much due to the process of making it edible in the first place. Unsure if meat is going to taste anything good if the animal has acidic blood that can burn through clothing and flesh (and metal if going off the Alien series and not just SS13 xenos).

I think the most tasty animals might be the grubs that the ashwalkers keep to harvest milk. At least Iā€™m thinking if a animal has to be beaten to produce milk it could be tender, but at the same time having to regenerate that much would lead to gristle and scar tissue.

I feel like it would taste similar to gator meat more than tasting bad.

The eldritch clown creatures would probably just taste funny. Literally it would taste really close to random food, but slightly off. If you take another bite to pin down the exact flavor, it changes

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IPCs would taste like my mouth biting on metal
Plasmamen would taste like help im on fire

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Lizard tail wine :wine_glass:

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Plasmamen taste like being on fire and ethereals taste like being electrocuted.

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moths would taste dusty. and apids taste like honey

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I think main reasons xeno meat would taste like pineapple is because of their acidy blood which once removed will still probably leave some aftertaste they might also be somewhat similair to pufferfish as there is alot of toxins

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IPC would taste like synthflesh/vegan meat
and lizards especially ashwalkers would probably be very nice once seasoned properly and act sorta like the goliath meat

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