Amazing Legends history. Time for my story.
So it was my second time playing Masterwork Dwarf Fortress. I embarked with a band of Orcs (Because Masterwork.) and we settled in an relatively wet temperate forest. This was around the time i stopped caring about cheating and found out how to use DFHack (This plays into the story.)
So about half a year in and my fortress is terrible. The water from the various ponds is coming in from all directions as i dig and i cannot dig deep enough to get stone. Until i find one spot.
Now apparently, i started with a vampire, i didnt know this at the time, until i found several migrants dead and drained of blood. I figured out which Orc it was and sent him deep into the mines.
Now vampires in DF are fun because they do not need to eat, drink, sleep, breathe, or basically anything required to…function. They just need to drink some blood every one in awhile. They are also practically unkillable by all measures.
So i decided to punish this vampire Orc in the best and worst way possible. I made him a god. I used DFHack to give him God-tier stats in EVERYTHING. He could do everything instantly with perfection. It was amazing. So i sent him digging in the caves, alone in his new eternal home.
So along comes a goblin invasion immediately following a migrant wave. My entire fortress above where this vampire’s home is dies, except for an small Orc boy and you will not believe me when i say this, a fucking pregnant alpaca.
Now i though i had sealed off this vampire and made him alone with a ton of resources (No food or drink because duh.). Apparently i was wrong. Not only did he have several dogs down there with him, but also the Orc boy and the fucking alpaca.
So i had the last surviving above ground Orc seal them in their tomb forever. And then set about turning this small dig out cave into a fucking masterpiece of art.
2 years on and both the dogs are dead. Turns out vampires only ~NEED~ to feed one a year. So he killed one each time. Strangely, he never killed the Orc boy or the alpaca. The alpaca miscarried from lack of water unfortunately but i found drinkable cavern water for the alpaca and boy eventually. I spent a lot of time experimenting with mechanics with my god-tier immortal Orc. He fought off everything that ever came from the caverns with perfect efficiency. He crafted masterwork armor and weapons for him and the Orc boy. We kept getting goblin raids but they were so stupid they couldnt figure out how to get in. They never brought any trolls. So they just milled around till they all starved to death.
I eventually abandoned that fortress after 3 years of observing that amazing god vampire Orc. Legends (Literally.) say he went on to found a massive vampire kingdom w/the Orc boy at his side since at some point he turned him into his “vampire apprentice” or something.