Synthflesh Aint Even Good

General
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How to be a good chemist:

1: Make a styptic powder and silver sulfazadine macro in your chem dispenser. (See Bottom)

2: Get 4 beakers of 100u styptic powder and 2 beakers of 75u silver sulfazadine.

3: Plop em in your backpack and go find someone who needs help.

4: Put beaker in hand

5: Harm Intent

6: Click on person

Great, you just healed them for 100 brute or 75 burn instantly, not enough? repeat steps 4-6 until healed.

To make Styptic Powder:

1: Insert Beaker

2: Press Record Button

3: Set to 25u

4: Click Aluminum, Oxygen, Sulphuric Acid and Hydrogen.

5: Click Save

6: Enter a name, it can be anything as long as it isn’t bypassing the chat filter.

7: Now click on your brand new macro button for instant Styptic Powder.

For Silver Sulfazadine:

Do steps 1-2

3: Set to 15u

4: Click Hydrogen, Silver, Sulfur, Oxygen and Chlorine.

5: Set to 5u

6: Click Nitrogen

Do steps 5-7 from the previous.

You don’t need any blood and all you have to do is press a single button for your megaheal beakers. You may run out of charge but just ask sci for an inducer. Don’t take out the powercell to recharge it or you loose your macros which is a pain in the ass.

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wont you OD if you take too much?

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and?
i ODed on meth once and died but i went so fast i lagged the game to crash
extra fun

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crashed your client or the server?

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my client
2020202020202000202

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Thats 500 brute worth of overdose damage.

EDITED my shit attempt at basic math

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Splashing does not add reagents to your bloodstream, so no.

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Wait either I don’t understand or you don’t know how to make infinite blood factory using 5 u of blood. Either way, remove synthflesh healing capabilities, thank you for coming to my TED talk.

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I know how to make a synthflesh factory, it just takes like 15 minutes to set up while beakers take a single minute if you memorize the buttons.

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Synthflesh factory is only really needed so assistants can insta heal themselves after shocking themselves to near crit on doors. You can make synthflesh VERY fast for cloning without a factory.

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Eh let me tell you one thing. Fuck synthflesh and it being able to heal burn/brute without any downsides.

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IMO fuck synthflesh, fuck cloning.

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Go back to /tg/…

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alteast TG medical gameplay is fun lol

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I disagree with your assessment

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sure but i don’t care because your opinion is wrong and mine is correct, thanks for listening to my PSA.

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Cloning would be fine if it was not possible to have it without downsides. Synthflesh would be fine if it had downside for big heals.

TG medical gameplay is only fun when there are few bodies and few injured people and there are more than a couple of competent medics. If any of that is not true then it’s not fun for anyone because most people are left to die and medics are overworked and constantly screamed at.

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What’s best about bee medical is that they literally have to splash a bottle on themselves for Insta full heal, but fucking idiot metafriends will kill you for helping someone in a surgery

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Are macros allowed on Bee? How do I make one? My friend was talking about it.

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You know, I can’t see anything about macros in the rules.

Need a @GameAdmin up in here