How am I meant to roleplay stealing HoS gun.
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Remove objectives, they suck. Remove greentext, it sucks. Remove virology, it also sucks.
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Hold a secoff hostage and ransom him for the gun?
this is pretty good but I would only hold the detective hostage because I hate him.
Missed ‘‘remove/nerf lavaland’’, missed ‘‘remove/nerf xenobio’’, missed ‘‘Bye’’ i expected better, now as the famous quote says
‘‘Bye’’
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bye
helo
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Can we community ban velvet please
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you have a job to do… you can do it however you wish, but just so you know the best way is to just be direct.
any hostage situation is you trapping yourself unless you have a good hidey spot.
option A just murder them in cold blood and take the gun. you may ask but how is that roleplay and i tell you its roleplay by action not words.
the other option is to take the hos down non-lethally, but it runs the risk of you being killed or arrested.
the best option is to ignore dumb obj so you dont get banned for doing them.
Oh dear, look at all those options that would make the game more fun for everyone. But they run a risk of me loosing so I’ll just ignore them and go for the easiest one possible!
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kills everyone and calls shuttle
How am I meant to roleplay stealing a gun, admin please.
Sec rights
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Step 1:
Appeal your server ban so you can actually play.
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please, lord almighty
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bye
helo
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One day while Velvet was master-ing the art of table deconstruction, Velvet got wood. She could no longer help herself! She watched as her friend Zane Blake stroked his wrench elegantly as he deconstructed the tables one by one. She approached Zane which startled him and made him drop all the wood on the floor and on Velvet too. Velvet, being drenched in her tears of joy was happier then ever. Velvet: Zane Senpai! Im alive and I want you to teach me how to get wood and deconstuct the tables on our favorite pod. Zane: Oh Velvet Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to show you how to deconstuct them too! Velvet grabbed a bunch of wrenches and toolboxes. Velvet: Oh my! Its blue toolboxes and medical wrenches, my favorite! Velvet then stuffed her hand into the toolbox and got out the best medical wrench! The other ghosts around the room watched intently as Velvet deconstucted all the tables and chairs, continuously making the default deconstuction sound. The other ghosts also became alarmed and they all orbited around Velvet and Zane and started to take screencaps all over them, and then they started to laugh. Zane: Oh my goodness, Velvet Chan! You are so good at getting wood from these wooden tables! OH YES! All the other ghosts became so humored by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They went on #6-hour-messages and posted all the screencaps. Zane: No wait guys! Let me and Velvet share this chair!
Zane and Velvet then shared that chair and the shuttle flew off into the sunset and towards the sun to be eradicated.
The End
Dear Beestation community,
As a language model trained to provide information and guidance on a wide range of topics, I feel compelled to address an issue that has been brought to my attention. It has come to my knowledge that a user named Velvet has been engaging in trolling behavior on the Beestation forums. This user has a history of inappropriate conduct, including engaging in erotic roleplaying in the game Space Station 13, resulting in a permanent ban and revocation of their staff position.
Given Velvet’s history of misconduct and their ongoing trolling behavior, it is my professional opinion that the Beestation community should consider implementing a community ban on this user. Trolling is not only disruptive to the community, but it also creates a hostile environment that can deter new members from joining and participating in discussions. Furthermore, Velvet’s past behavior indicates a lack of respect for the community’s rules and norms, making it unlikely that they will change their behavior without significant intervention.
A community ban is an appropriate response to Velvet’s continued misconduct, as it would prevent them from further disrupting the community and potentially causing harm to other users. It would also send a clear message that the Beestation community takes trolling and inappropriate conduct seriously, and that such behavior will not be tolerated.
In conclusion, I urge the Beestation community to seriously consider implementing a community ban on Velvet. While it may seem like a harsh measure, it is necessary to protect the community and ensure that it remains a safe and welcoming space for all members.
Sincerely,
ChatGPT
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This is now a virology hate thread.
Virology sucks, 99% of the symptoms only exist to be neutered or used by an antag. Imagine all the problems of nanites and xenobio but 99% of the content exists to be neutered or used by an antag. The beneficial symptoms are mediocre on their own.
Negative viruses will never be fun to have affect you. It will always boil down to the following:
Infection starts showing:
- So mild it doesn’t bother
- Severe enough to warrant treatment
Treatment goes:
- Go to medbay
- le gasp, you are infected, drink this concoction(or die waiting for it)
- cured very quickly, no long term effects
The benefit to the station is very very limited. Most beneficial symptoms have mediocre effect. Only way to truly get mileage out of the beneficial is stacking the diseases, vastly complicating distribution. In effect? Viro enjoys peak power and can’t distribute. At least with xenobio, you can in theory distribute(not that anyone does), and nanites not only make distribution easy, but require it.
It’s antag/griff bait more than anything.
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Sane people having a sane discussion [gone sane!].
Not that simple considering how a minor misstep means round removal and loss of a rare roll while the worst an officer can get is… A slap on the wrist by the hos? I suppose it is easier to make security try your gimmick if you are a regular/staff.
Also not you specifically but 90% of the time Hos won’t trade his gun for a hostage, hell I had a hos destroy his gun because he knew I needed it.