Small feature megathread

OSHA, engineering?

You REALLY haven’t met an engineer.

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Look, Cargo has like 4 different way to deliver shit around the station, with them being: cargo techie manually hauling it, Disposal, mulebot or cargo techie screaming in common “HEY FUCKHEAD THAT ORDERED THIS THE GOOD ARRIVED”.

Now, if cargo is severeley lazy, then adding an extra delivery system is not gonna be good.

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DeltaStation CMO office is missing his stamp.

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Add armored ponchos and armored sombreros/cowboy stuff

Yehaw

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better yet, make ponchos neckwear.

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that would result in losing the storage space but I am down for that

No, I’ve met millwrights and know the function of military engineers that get deployed.

really, that’s what the station engineers are in every way but name

head of staff cloaks can store an item in them. Nothing says neckwear poncho can’t

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Add the clumsy trait as a selectable trait in the character menu. Real nice for some clowning and those who would fit the bill

Would only be used by the people who use the sheltered trait, or people looking to troll, just make it exclusive to the clown and negative mutation in genetics, giving shitters a trait that encourages shitting is a bad idea.

check my last message

I think I rejected it more because etherware didn’t put any thought into how this would play out and it was a recurring problem. I’m more open to it now, especially if someone else was doing it. However I think a maximum capacity on the mailbox would be something to incentivize people actually picking up their mail, because the mailman will get angry when the box is full.

ehh, cargo can make mailboxes themselves if they want to, they make racks, spray them with a spray can, there mailbox.

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How would it be used for trolling?

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it wont hog the forums this way

take clumsy trait

be incompetent

you are head of staff making your role more vital to the progression of the game

the job slot is wasted

take clumsy trait

you are security

you cant arrest anybody making your job slot wasted

troll everyone because you just wasted a job slot

take clumsy trait

you are chemist

“accidentally mix potassium and water”

blame clumsy trait

???

profit

take clumsy trait

you are scientist

open plasma canister

blame clumsy trait

???

profit

take clumsy trait

you are scientist

open toxins chamber

blame clumsy trait

???

profit

take clumsy trait

you are scientist

“accidentally waste all of the research points”

blame clumsy trait

???

profit

take clumsy trait

you are medical doctor

“accidentally overdose someone”

blame clumsy trait

???

profit

take clumsy trait

you are medical doctor

“accidentally operate on the wrong limb”

blame clumsy trait

???

profit

<take clumsy trait
<<you are medical doctor
<<<“accidentally give the patient harmful chems”
<<<<blame clumsy trait
<<<<<???
<<<<<<profit

<take clumsy trait
<<you are any other job
<<<“accidentally die when you are not antag”"
<<<<beome robust when you are antag
<<<<<???
<<<<<<keep on antag rolling

<I got bored making this
<<I wont reply anymore to any question about why clumsy trait is bad for the game
<<<blame clumsy trait

<take clumsy trait
<<“accidentally say nono word”
<<<blame cumsy trait
<<<<???
<<<<<profit?

Blame clumsy trait.
It also does not contribute to the game at all other than encouraging the crew to be more dimwitted than they already are.

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it’s almost as if taking a negative quirk has negative effects on your gameplay
wild

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would you like to blame your clumsy trait for that one, Kelpo?

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If I were to give you the answer to the meaning of life, would you remember?
I do not think so.
If I were to tell you the way acquire the answer to such a question and given you the tools, and you paid attention and was actually interested in finding out the answer, I believe you would have remembered.