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In reply to a goliath one-shotting my prosthetic arm

ctf rp
Station banishes Space Dragon to Lavaland, regrets their decision when the Space Dragon is worshipped as the new Ashwalker God and works together to take on the non-draconic races
you can see slightly the shithole thats medbay became
Here are two clips of the ashwalker assault.
Part 1
Part 2
Feel free to skip between parts of the videos, they’re mostly unedited.
Starring:
@shoob as the Space Dragon
@sugarcubed as Gih-Mei
@Managarm as Pasha-Veek
@zimon9 as Chimatei-Weewish
Well, this isn’t a screenshot, but after I managed to teleport the space dragon to lavaland, the HoS still wanted to kill it. Understandable, as it had eaten most of security.
Well, I’m thinking we can probably use two mechs to kill it, but no miners, no materials, no mech, so I tell the HoS to head to cargo and organize/recruit some shotgun volunteers there, and let me know when they’re ready, and I’ll send them via teleporter to the mining base.
Anyway, a short time later the HoS bring up the mining shuttle with a space dragon and some ashwalkers which have begun worshiping it as their god on it.
A fight ensues, the HoS is killed, cargo is stormed, I fight the dragon a bit, and nearly get eaten, but a brave borg drags my body around, denying it the chance. Then a scientist teleports me away with a bluespace launchpad. Funnily enough, that was the second time that round I was teleported via launchpad, but the first was an assassination attempt. I can’t even tell you how good that save was, though. Both the borg and the scientist risked their lives to keep my body from the dragon, if the dragon stepped on the wrong tile, it would’ve been teleported instead of me.
Hah, was fun sadly i forgot that if you bite a poppy 2 times you litreally just fall asleep for like a minute, the best part is they thought i was dead until I rose (get it?) again. But yeah no i got horribly gunned down and died before any of you did.
Wish it was more than a 1/11 chance.
i love being abductor scientist
This may be the best Beestation moment I’ve seen in a long time.
Or at least in the past few hours, the dragon-lizard shift was pretty good too.
What do you know, interesting situations do happen when you prioritize RPing and having fun instead of metagaming antags and validhunting them.
It was great fun being the dragon, one of my best SS13 rounds. I loved every second of it, in my head I imagine the dragon was taken into space or to lava land and was revived so that those few ashwalkers could have their god back. (If it was space likely revived as a space dragon, if lava land an Ashdrake so that he wouldn’t be as the captain quotes “The weakest of the megafauna”)
the great nuke disk heist
context: HoS had a phobia of anime. holoparas trigger this phobia…


bonus: i hid both pinpointers where they would never be found (the box on the bottom)














