man the pokemon were always gonna win. There’s no way the lions take this
isnt that the point though? this is just dumb for the sake of it, but it’s fun at least for me
oh also Dynamax Lions
do not dynamax the lions.
Also, isnt there a lion pokemon? Pyroar?
1 billion pyroars vs 1 of every other pokemon
Do Lions have those fancy devices that allow them to Dynamax. I haven’t played Sword and Shield in ages, no clue if Wild Pokemon can Dynamax.
The great battle of the mentors, 2021, colourized.
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does it even matter?
I did the maths.
if we take it by turns and assume no pokemon will be able to survive the first turn, at least not any that can do anything
modelling lions off pyroar…
Pyroar has a speed stat of 106, making only 80 pokemon faster than it (discounting pokemon from sw/sh because the list i used didnt include them)
Of them, 31 are legendary or mega. Assuming legendaries are discounting (because we said so) and wild pokemon cannot mega evolve, do you really think 49 pokemon can kill a billion lions before all dying
i mean which 49 pokemon
because it could be shit like magicarp or the maxcap pokemon
So we got such gems as…
Ninjask (can’t do shit)
Accelgor (also can’t do shit)
Electrode (it can explode i guess)
Jolteon (ehhhh)
Aerodactyl (alright this one might actually be an issue)
Crobat (lesser issue but still an issue)
Talonflame and Swellow (both also kind of scary but for different reasons)
Weavile and Sneasel (both can’t do shit except maybe set up hail)
Noivern (eh)
Greninja (no battle bond because no trainer, so just protean. Might still be an issue with shadow sneak, but bite is dark type so if it tries that it’s super fucked turn two)
Dugtreo (arena trap means nobody can flee, so you can’t just make magicarp use the joestar secret technique)
Sceptile and Zebstrika (not really sure if they can do anything)
Wimsicott (big woop)
Persian and Purrloin (i guess they can land a crit slash and drop one lion)
Starmie (surf i guess, or blizzard off hail)
Floatzel and Ambipom (floatzel gets surf i guess)
pt 2 coming soon
Cincinno (it’s a fucking chinchilla, what do you expect it to do)
Swoobat (it can fly but oh wait arena trap)
Serperior (contrary boosted leaf storm evokes a deep fear in me)
Purrugly, Scolipede and Raichu (not really useful)
Gengar (is a ghost type, but again, bite is dark, so even if it pulls shadow sneak it dies on turn two)
Tauros (lions literally eat these)
Jumpluff (spore can sleep like, one lion)
Espeon (is psychic, i guess)
Frostlass (bite is STILL dark type)
Archeops (can still fly, can’t run away though)
Durant and Heleoptile (woop de do)
Infernape and Galvantula (alright i guess but not much they can do)
and that’s it. That’s all pokemon that you can act with before everyone gets eaten by lions
so TL;DR any pokemon that moves before the lions is stuck because of Dugtreo, and any pokemon that moves after is dead because it’s a billion lions
y’all are forgetting shedinja which is flat out immune to anything that isn’t super-effective against a ghost/bug type, a damage over time status effect, or a sand/hailstorm
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yes but the battle has evolved to be against 1 billion fire lions and last time i checked flamethrowers kill bugs
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what the shit
no it’s just pokemon vs pokemon at that point
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Dude, the lions have Darwin on their side
Deoxis would win because he is based and redpilled im not biased
pee-type pokemon poop-type pokemon
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Cum-type pokemon kek
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