Maggot Player Feedback Thread- how am I doing?

If I’m Clown, my name is probably going to be different each time you see me, since I change it per each new gimmick. As non-clown, I play as Charlie Finger, a 78 year old man. Just look for the white-haired guy in a “darkblue” jumpsuit, and you’ll have found me. My AI name is O.R.I.O.N., changing it from “Mendeleev”, and my borg name is "Powder Blue Tuxedo.

Any thoughts?

Recent gimmicks (on bee):

“Your AD here” (Clown)

“Jim Johnson’s Johnson Jims” (Clown)

Possible upcoming gimmicks:

“Clown that eats the fucking walls”

“Clown that throws things at you”

“Stab the Clown” (Part 2)

“The Sultan of Insultin’”

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I was doing the advertisement clown and got bwoinked for it several times.

I’m glad you’re back Maggot you’re what the “gamers” call “bassed” which means good

Drink Glowcola

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As funny as the advertisement clown gimmick was, I don’t think it was very immersive RP wise since you were mostly spewing real-world ads. It would’ve been a lot funnier if you were say advertising donk-pockets or shadycigs, but nonetheless your gimmicks are creative even though I give you hate for them.

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I remember “Jim Johnson’s Johnson Jims”, I bought like 5 jimmies and lost one.

Jimmy/10, would overpay again

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Never stop being the clown(s) we need.

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ate brig walls while all of sec was busy trying to stop cult
i arrested him for 3 minutes
it was not very effective
continued eating walls after i got sharded
nobody can stop him

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I was actually a cult member during this and I successfully distracted multiple seccies and even the cap long enough that several culties could ambush him in the practice range

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Baste and clownpilled.

Should have done in game ads for Donk pocket and such because I think that would be way funnier.

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He ate the walls. 10/10, but on a serious note, how did they taste?

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much like a donk pocket, walls are full of people

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Kid named finger:

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You are a good N’wah, fun to play with.

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You are not part of the mortal realm anymore

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New Statics!

Okaw-Jei - Argonian Ashlander former Ashlizard Lizard, green, doesn’t speak common, but speaks 3 other languages.

Orion JV - Orion Mendeleev but new. Usually plays med or heads.

Tex Culver - All American Human. says “howdy” a lot. Wears a military jacket and an american flag shirt with shades. Yeehaw!

Valeris Dracon - Moth from moth planet. Served in the moth military and achieved the rank of centurion before joining Nanotrassen. Very very Roman.

Clowns:

The Frumpy Glumbo - classic, all around clown

“I don’t Speak Common”, Okaw Clown. “I don’t Speak”, Okaw mime.

Mothershucker - corn clown for Tex. Been trying to do a corn gimmick but every time I keep getting antag.

“Clown that eats the fucking walls”

AI - H.O.L.L.E.R.I.T.H. (after the old style punchcard programs)

Borgo- Used to be “Powder Blue Tuxedo”. Had that name for years. Hoping to change it to “Punchcard”

Sold them a grenade of which they instantly detonated.

10/10

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I pushed the wrong button irl

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Another Orion for the list
One of us

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He peaked when he got clown banned.

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The Phil Smith incident?

I named myself “I’m stored in the balls” and dressed all in yellow (I was pee)

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