LRP is for joke names chaotic fun

Nope. I said what i said and what i said is perfectly fine with me. Nick Dorito is a name im fine with, but its still ridiculous, and as such - against the rules. So im okay to see it go.

Ill write a proper apology when the shitstorm boils down, but until then im going to behave like an asshole so that i have something to regret doing later.

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nick dorito isnt against the rules
nick doritos would be
:moyai:

this is why people left lrp everyone is hostile and only cares about wrecking valids with their speedrun any% triple circuit tesla blaster gun. Lrp could be fun if people didn’t just find any excuse to kill each other but it gets old quick

the admins called it the containment server for a reason lmao its because people like you push everyone away from it

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Barrelbox misunderstands what lrp is supposed to be. Its not supposed to be shitter jail its supposed to be a fun place with less restrictions

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Barrelbox stopped trying to make a proper argument somewhere waaaaaayyyyy up there and is now having some good all beestation senseless drama fun.

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Realistically? Nobody has “Dorito” or “Walkers” or “Pringles” as a last name. Literally nobody. If there’s none in 2020, there won’t be any 600 years later, since last names don’t change for the most part.

Judging from your record, I doubt you play on Aurora.

Right now, this is not about immersion (though it is related to roleplay standards). This is more about our standards as a staff team, the rulings we have made and the direction that Sage is going. Naming policy is one of our first steps to an MRP that’s not just “he antag kill he!” and constant screamings of (antag) over comms.

Nick Dorito is not an MRP name, but let’s pretend that I think it is. There are people who will make their names absurdly similar, such as “Moe Pringle” or “Joe Walkers”; these are all examples similar, but then it will devolve into worse things such as:

“Phat Glock” or “Guy Mushroom”

When bwoinked, these people will use Nick Dorito or some other silly name as an excuse and say “he can do it, why not me?”

This is exactly why we need to enforce the naming policy. The moment we make an exception, Sage becomes a ground for shitty names that will eventually just devolve into LRP.

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People do be typing on this bitch 100 posts already and more on the way

Proper argument incoming: if you make a rule, you make no exception.

Realistically? There’s no device that spawns Corgis, If there’s none in 2020, there wont be in 600 years.

Realistically? There’s no giant space blob, if there’s none in 2020, there wont be in 600 years.

Realistically? There’s no clown shoes that spawn bananas as you walk behind it. If there’s none in 2020, there wont be in 600 years.

It’s a video game… you’re trying to enforce realism… in a space game… where everyone is a little 2D sprite spessman.

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Check the second post please

no one would support guy mushroom or phat glock unless it was allowed for over a year and they gained a positive reputation with that character name and phat glock I wouldn’t support no matter what because that’s not even a human name

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Well this escalated quickly

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Walkers is literally named after the dude that founded the brand.

I really don’t appreciate the factual incorrectness of this argument - it’s intellectually dishonest. People love stupid names. Let’s take a look at the smoothbrains who named their kids after Game of Thrones and Mortal Kombat:

https://www.vulture.com/2019/05/game-of-thrones-parents-daenerys-name.html

https://omaha.com/entertainment/evans-game-of-thrones-may-be-over-but-its-legacy-lives-on-in-names/article_b92d1109-2206-51ec-919a-1fd73ac1d4b9.html

https://news.yahoo.com/texas-4-old-raiden-gonzalez-182000824.html

Oh, but those are just first names. Let’s look at last names from people that are frustrated by people like you in their day-to-day lives:

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If noone would support them without their reputation, why would they with it? The rules are equal to everyone, and noone is above them.

Actually…

There’s none in Beestation either, only possible through adminbus or Cargo… which is just eBay.

Fungi are constantly evolving, as are bacteria cells.

The thing is, this isn’t about realism in the first place. This is about upholding standards and allowing no exceptions to a ruling that’s already in place.

I hate to pull this on you but…

Bee is not a democracy.

I hate to say it, but I think we’re at the point where we both know it’s true. Like it or hate it, Sage is MRP. It is meant to be MRP. Just because a name is funny does not mean it’s allowed. Go to LRP if you want to be Nick Dorito.

mfw admin doesnt even play the game jesus

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mfw there’s literally no tool that creates corgis outside of chemicals.

Uhhhhh… Artifacts do.
Got the whole squad laughing

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