Let people shit to become less fat, like in Animals Crossing, eating too much is way too punishing for no reason

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Make it possible to add a disposals trunk under a shitter so that it sucks you into the pipe if you sit on it.

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based as fuck
202020

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Cmon people, we need this.

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Alright @Ravellon you have just sold the idea to me

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???
step 1 voracious
step 2 eat until it says unwillingly
step 3 stop

DONE

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No, we need the poop toobes.

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Local assistant reroutes sewer pipe into main hallway, causing disease and mayhem.

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Im rerouting the sewer pipe straight to the admin room

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Bold of you to assume that they didnā€™t route it towards there already.

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This machine is so easy to build

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Huh? Are there any videos of this ā€œgolden age of ss13ā€?

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https://wiki.ss13.co/Discontinued_Syndicate_Items

looks like its older than I remember, fuck ive been playing ss13 for too long

Port-a-Poo

In the Brown Days, the janitor had access to this truly horrifying execution chamber. Unlike the Port-A-Brig it shared the sprite with, this device was self-locking and forced the unfortunate occupant to relieve themselves over and over again. The sweet release of death was generally inevitable and welcome. A handful of skilled players depopulated entire stations with nothing but a spray bottle and Port-a-Poo, providing an ample supply of shit (and sometimes poo tacos) in the process. It appeared on the janitorā€™s PDA from about 2011 to mid-2012, when poo was finally exorcised from the code. The trash compactor, introduced in September of that year, is the spiritual successor and only slightly less shocking. The more modern Port-a-puke is almost exactly this, save that it uses puke instead of poo.

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goon has some weird/cool shit
gotta port some/all of it

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