John Smith, Kat Kittens, Uland Raub Report

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In-game report:

CKEY: WhereAmO

Your Discord: whereami0

Offender’s CKEY: Unknown

Offender’s In-Game Name: John Smith, Kat Kittens, Uland Raub

Server (Sage or Acacia): Sage

Date (YYYY-MM-DD): 2023 July 8th

Round Number: 44832

Rules Broken: 1, 2, 3, 6, maybe 8/9?, 12, and Escalation Policy.

Incident Description: So! Where to start, this round was awful. To staaart…

Kittens asks, “You got a penis?”
Kat Kittens says, “Pants off.”
John Smith says, “The inspecters gota inspect you.”

Penis Inspection Roleplay, apparently John Smith started this.

Next up, John Smith apparently killed a Syndicate Agent, Protactinium LXXVII, after talking and pretending to arrest them but then proceeded to murder them. On Green, as a HoP, without reviving arresting or anything-ing them.

Next next up, I was a Roboticist, VIEW, trying to upload new laws to the AI, where John Smith comes in, immediately blasts me to death with lasers, steals my EMAG and some other things I think, and leaves the AI to die to power loss. They also kept calling and recalling the shuttle and that was generally confusing.

Later on, when a fellow traitor tried reviving me, John Smokes, the CMO, Uland Raub, along with John Smith, the HoP, storm in and immediately kill both of us, barely talking, shooting our corpses, not reviving us, etc.

Additional Information:

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I was a traitor this round. CMO has a traitor’s contractor baton, used it, and the HOP had full sec gear.

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Hi, I was Protactinium this round. I had teleported into the armory, and spoken to the HoP before they arrested me (all well and good, i wasn’t trying to escape.) While they have me in cuffs and are looting me, I try to call out on the syndicate radio “They’re in the armory, help me!” at which point the HoP decides the appropriate measure to take is to execute me, and then store my body in the locked brig phys closet. this was certainly one of the interactions ever.

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I was Lori, and I wanna add on some stuff:
I’m pretty sure Protactinium LXXVII’s body was stored in the Brig phys closet which was locked, I presume by command.

CMO was busy validhunting and never returned to medbay after seeing my body in it, forcing the chemist to revive me, pretty sure the CMO used traitor gear.

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i can confirm the whole penis nonsense since the HOP offered me a choice between two AA IDs with vulgar job titles. i took one to set up the SM and fix TCOMs since there was no engineers and i knew someone was gonna have to do it, but that’s it.

furthermore, john smokes talked about RR IC.

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Fellow Robotcist John Smokes also a traitor, can confirm the wordless entry and instant murder with combat shotguns using lethal reds and the white shells for good measure. No rp was attempted during the one sided gun fight, where i ended up getting blasted by the cmo and killed, and then the hop after i died i was then left there to rot instead of attempted revival. this occured in the AI sat directly after i had revived view who seems to have been dead in there for quite a while with a crap ton of brute and burn damage

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John Smith gear before finally fighting the other John on AI upload, quite a gamer… apparently didn’t know how to LOOC, must be half-new that need to re-read the rules…

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Also Ulaand gear since they decided to follow HoP and helped him kill the IPC and the other John on AI sat (he also asked for aa when they finished)

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Got a pic of them going gamer mode on the recently revived traitor and John

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John Smith also has a Report about them where they acted similar way: RR, 0RP, Objective rush, going gamer

Worth noting to also read the end of round OOC since they both admitted and said quite some stuff

Kat Kittens said some stuff on d-chat that they kinda played along thinking it was ‘‘fine and fun’’ seems like they need to re-read the rules about our ERP clause and didn’t cause as much trouble as the others two

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Uland here, yeah i took the baton for research, hence i didn’t take any other item, the riot shotgun was for experimenting (i had done the experiments a few minutes prior to the medbay incident on human npcs, not john smokes) , i just decided to carry it to kill john after medbay incident, i was testing out what kind of ammo did the most damage, i only started ‘‘validhunting’’ once the medical bot blew up, spaced medbay, and killed the QM which i tried to revive but i realised they left the game, i asked for AA because HoP offered earlier after killing john, security was doing fuck all about john smokes by the way.

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Said Security was Aaron, who arrived super late and from what i’ve heard got a very flimsy situation report on ‘‘who was bad’’ and they never had room to operate since the HoP was leading the charge with you.

Even then… why do you need to experiment with a shotgun? you’re the Chief Medical Officer, you could do it on a rp scenario if you really wanted to test it out, you don’t test it on a traitor that has killed people while you follow a bloodthirsty hop, same for research… you want illegal research because…? What motivations you had? Shuttle was coming, you also need captain, in this case the hop, authorization to research contraband as well

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I will say he ordered one from cargo instead of raiding the armory or anything

The HoP was kidnapped at that moment so I believe he was acting cap, so could order whatever he liked.

Just for context.

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Kat Kittens here…
Yeah i realiced that this was to much.
I even opened the rules but stuff happened so fast i didnt reread the erp part untill i died and dchat told me that this was to much…
Thought it might be okey to just ask and do it on a funny way. Would have accepted every no but yeah…
Guess i should have ahelp there allready or just ignore the gimmick at all…

Went with john smith up to security as John smokes abducted someone right infront of me. Armed up when Protactinium LXXVII teleported in the armory. Hop shot him with a disabler took the agents pda said that he was his target and killed him with a lasergun. Stripped all his stuff and hided the body in a locker. That was the moment were i ahelped.
Out of confusion i stood there for a couple of minutes and dragged the locker with the corpse to medbay where the borg exploded infront of me and killed me. I DNR’d at that point as i didnt know what to do…

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Oh right, this reminds me that the HoP blew up a borg, i don’t remember who questioned him about ‘‘how did you know it was malf’’ the HoP said ‘‘he put me to sleep’’ but yeah he bragged about blowing it up, a logdive on their sayings will extra-reaffirm their exact words

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Oh, almost forgot! The HoP, John Smith, also decided to take the opportunity of having murdered me mid-AI-upload to make “central command” the only Humans/Crew. Log should be near: John Smith changed B.T.A.I.S-2’s laws at AI Upload Chamber.

(Again, they then left the AI to die of power loss even with it asking for help)

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I was the medical borg in question.
I was emagged and told to assist John Smokes with his contractor work. Mostly, this involved being his “AA Chariot.”
When we were targeting the HoP, I injected him and the adjacent QM (I believe Kat?) with 15ish units of Sodium Thiopental each because I still didn’t want to cause actual death. After all, John explained to me that we were just giving people surprise vacations.
When we were chased by a valid-chasing cargo tech, I prevented John or his backup from RRing them and brought them to medical for heals. While there, I observed the CMO with a riot shotgun fucking with humanized monkeys (I didn’t think that was a good use of his time, but SOP is more of what ye’d call guidelines…)
But I was still blown up, despite having caused zero long term damage to station or crew.

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With regards to John Smith and Kat Kittens, they both crossed my line with regards to Rule 6, resulting in a Permaban as per policy, I’m not even going to read the rest of these logs on them.

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SAY: Igoral/(Uland Raub) “i asked for shotgun so i can do some experiments” (Cargo Office (91, 133, 2))
GAME: Igoral/(Uland Raub) planted C4 on crate at Cargo Bay (89, 123, 2) with a 10 second fuse
SAY: Igoral/(Uland Raub) “i need another shotgun” (Cargo Bay (87, 124, 2))
ATTACK: Igoral/(Uland Raub) has fired at [crate] with the laser from Medbay Central (Medbay Central (154, 101, 2))
ATTACK: Igoral/(Uland Raub) has fired at [crate] with the laser from Medbay Central (Medbay Central (154, 101, 2))
ATTACK: Igoral/(Uland Raub) has fired at [crate] with the laser from Medbay Central (Medbay Central (154, 101, 2))
ATTACK: Igoral/(Uland Raub) has fired at [crate] with the laser from Medbay Central (Medbay Central (154, 101, 2))
ATTACK: Igoral/(Uland Raub) has fired at [crate] with the laser from Medbay Central (Medbay Central (154, 101, 2))
ATTACK: Igoral/(Uland Raub) has fired at [crate] with the laser from Medbay Central (Medbay Central (154, 101, 2))
SAY: Igoral/(Uland Raub) “yeah HoP you're john smokes aren't you buddy” (Heads of Staff Meeting Room (133, 178, 2))
SAY: Igoral/(Uland Raub) “who is john smokes after all” (Bridge (132, 184, 2))
SAY: Igoral/(Uland Raub) “he's not on the manifest” (Bridge (131, 186, 2))
SAY: Igoral/(Uland Raub) “how did you know he was emmaged?” (Bridge (126, 185, 2))
ATTACK: Igoral/(Uland Raub) has shot /(John Smokes) with 12g shotgun slug (NEWHP: -2.5) (STAM: 0) (AI Satellite Foyer (132, 195, 2))
ATTACK: Igoral/(Uland Raub) has fired at /(John Smokes) with 12g shotgun slug from AI Satellite Foyer (NEWHP: -2.5) (STAM: 0) (AI Satellite Foyer (132, 196, 2))
ATTACK: Igoral/(Uland Raub) has fired at /(John Smokes) with 12g shotgun slug from AI Satellite Foyer (NEWHP: -2.5) (STAM: 0) (AI Satellite Foyer (132, 196, 2))
ATTACK: no key/(John Smokes) no key/(John Smokes) is being stripped of science backpack by Igoral/(Uland Raub) (AI Satellite Foyer (132, 198, 2))
ATTACK: Igoral/(Uland Raub) has fired at [reinforced wall] with the riot foam dart from AI Satellite Foyer (AI Satellite Foyer (133, 198, 2))
TCOMMS: Igoral/(Uland Raub) [Syndicate] (spans: ) “Hello?” (language: Galactic Common) (AI Satellite Foyer (134, 196, 2))
TCOMMS: Igoral/(Uland Raub) [Syndicate] (spans: ) “Any traitor wants to do traitorous acts?” (language: Galactic Common) (Bridge (132, 187, 2))
SAY: Igoral/(Uland Raub) “AA please hop” (Bridge (131, 186, 2))
SAY: Igoral/(Uland Raub) “i think we deserve victory cigar” (Heads of Staff Meeting Room (134, 178, 2))
ATTACK: DRD2021/(Mere-Nomu) has attacked Igoral/(Uland Raub) with double-bladed energy sword (Wielded) (INTENT: HARM) (DAMTYPE: BRUTE) (NEWHP: 56) (STAM: 0) (Heads of Staff Meeting Room (134, 179, 2))
ATTACK: DRD2021/(Mere-Nomu) has attacked Igoral/(Uland Raub) with double-bladed energy sword (Wielded) (INTENT: HARM) (DAMTYPE: BRUTE) (NEWHP: 22) (STAM: 0) (Heads of Staff Meeting Room (134, 179, 2))
SAY: Igoral/(Uland Raub) “a” (Heads of Staff Meeting Room (134, 178, 2))
ATTACK: U have small PP/(John Smith) has shot Igoral/(Uland Raub) with the buckshot pellet (NEWHP: 13) (STAM: 0) (Heads of Staff Meeting Room (133, 179, 2))
ATTACK: U have small PP/(John Smith) has shot Igoral/(Uland Raub) with the buckshot pellet (NEWHP: 4) (STAM: 0) (Heads of Staff Meeting Room (133, 179, 2))
ATTACK: U have small PP/(John Smith) has shot Igoral/(Uland Raub) with the buckshot pellet (NEWHP: -5) (STAM: 0) (Heads of Staff Meeting Room (133, 179, 2))
ATTACK: DRD2021/(Mere-Nomu) has attacked Igoral/(Uland Raub) with double-bladed energy sword (Wielded) (INTENT: HARM) (DAMTYPE: BRUTE) (NEWHP: -39) (STAM: 0) (Heads of Staff Meeting Room (130, 178, 2))
ATTACK: DRD2021/(Mere-Nomu) has attacked Igoral/(Uland Raub) with double-bladed energy sword (Wielded) (INTENT: HARM) (DAMTYPE: BRUTE) (NEWHP: -73) (STAM: 0) (Bridge (129, 178, 2))
EMOTE: Igoral/(Uland Raub) seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless (Bridge (128, 178, 2))

SAY: Igoral/(Uland Raub) (DEAD) “what did hop do to get banned” (Command Hallway (128, 173, 2))
SAY: Igoral/(Uland Raub) (DEAD) “so? he's valid he can be killed” (Command Hallway (128, 173, 2))
SAY: Igoral/(Uland Raub) (DEAD) “stop being fucking geeks for once omg” (Command Hallway (128, 173, 2))
SAY: Igoral/(Uland Raub) (DEAD) “``ll ackchually he broke the rooles``” (Command Hallway (128, 173, 2))
SAY: Igoral/(Uland Raub) (DEAD) “''he killed the guy that kills people so ima report him''” (Command Hallway (128, 173, 2))
SAY: Igoral/(Uland Raub) (DEAD) “bunch of fucking geeks bro i cant” (Command Hallway (128, 173, 2))
SAY: Igoral/(Uland Raub) (DEAD) “you guys are just mad you died” (Command Hallway (128, 173, 2))
SAY: Igoral/(Uland Raub) (DEAD) “how about stfu and accept its a skill issue” (Command Hallway (128, 173, 2))
SAY: Igoral/(Uland Raub) (DEAD) “active security didnt do shit bro stop crying” (Command Hallway (128, 173, 2))
SAY: Igoral/(Uland Raub) (DEAD) “and thats why people dont invite you to parties” (Command Hallway (128, 173, 2))
SAY: Igoral/(Uland Raub) (DEAD) “youre a snitch and a geek” (Command Hallway (128, 173, 2))

Yeah this isn’t acceptable as a head of staff or as a player here.

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