that the reason life is so terrible in the SS13 lore
laugh track
is because 200 years ago
the syndicate
blew up the fucking moon
i just think everyone should know this
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Is everything terrible? I mean yeah theres a whole planet full of clowns and mimes but nanotrassen has practically solved death so long as you get gene scanned regularily, which of course noone does.
Blew up the moon?
Elaborate.
so basically in the lore doc
plasma was discovered on the moon in like 2050 which solved earth’s power issue overnight
it was the biggest deposit of plasma in the universe and singlehandedly made the moon the crown jewel of NT and SolGov’s empire.
So the syndicate, complerely clueless, decided to try and nuke the NT headquarters or something
which just so happened to sit directly on top of the largest plasma deposit in the known universe
boom
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:^)
Syndicate got bwoinked for self antag when it was made
and then it got bwoinked for murderboning after that
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Syndicate got bwoinked for mass grief while not being EAA and got Permabanned. F
based griefing 202020
keyword there being Nanotrasen
the megacorperation
meaning you either need to A: be exorbitantly wealthy
or B: sign your soul away and become a wageslave for the rest of eternity
the syndicate keep ban evading and spawning themselves really good guns admemes please apply stickyban
Syndicate have NordVPN 
They are unstoppable
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cloning is still experimental tech only found on ss13
exept for the experimental cloner which was caused by a 3 AM prank gone wrong
bee station 13 og lrp is part of the lore
Well the Syndicate is still the ‘good guy’ in this story
no fuck commies and commie supporters
Syndicate literally wants to deregulate shit and stop the monopole, they are proper capitalists.
Based Syndicate break the monopolies.
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Fuck nt
All my homies love planetary level terrorism
That is NSV lore.
…
correct
NSV lore is canon to bee
silence belone
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Emphasis on this, unless you’re posting cat box meme.
Do it.