How do not copypasta and get ignored: The Chaplain?

I want your tips and tricks on how to be a kool rabbi and not be left to the hands of the gods. AKA how do I get attention and people into my chapel? One of my solid tips is that there are a few religions maybe deities that if you put them in grant you a special title for your bible. ex: Penis or lol will get you some name I can’t remember.

just be yourself, be like, LING IN THE CHAPPEL, and when people come you be like, wanna join my cult?

I present to you the art of chaplaining on LRP
offer guns, tools or the chance to murder someone

So much this. There’s a reason why I always had at least four people in my cult every round.