Not to toot my own horn, but I’m a pretty damn good chaplain. I think of an original gimmick, I do it, I get others involved, I make a clear prayer asking for something small, aaaaand ignored.
Some of the things I’ve done are:
Elvis themed religion, wearing his full white outfit, changing my hair, writing some lyrics on the ground, playing a guitar, spray painted blue suede shoes, offering his favorite peanut butter bacon banana stuffed bread, some more shit I can’t remember. I asked for Elvis mutator. Completely ignored every time I’ve done it when admins are on.
Syndicate religion where I got syndicate mask and clothes, I redid the ENTIRE chapel to have the titanium walls floors and red silicon tiles, wrote syndicate stuff on the floor, spoke in “code” on comms, and offered a syndicate encryption key I was randomly given by a janitor at the altar. No response.
USMC OORAH religion where I shaved my head and mustache, wore camo, ate crayons, said SEMPER FI every other word, and got 3 people to sign funny enlistment contracts. Offered em up, no response.
The only time an admin actually pulled through and enabled my gimmick as a chaplain was when I hosted a monkey constitutional convention and during my trial they gave the AI an ion law that legality is determined by whoever has the most cash. This would have actually hurt me had I not stolen the CE’s money before the AI noticed since they just slapped like 20k from the budget down on the table to my 20 bucks as broke ass chaplain.
Most of these have images on the screenshot thread and people like them but I just don’t get the admemes attention which is weird and sad since when I pray as non-chaplain I get a response quite frequently.