So you are walking around the station, going about your regular spessman business. Maybe you’re alone right now. Maybe you’re in a crowd of people. And, just as you’re about to call the shift a greenshit, you suddenly hear the piano tune. It’s time.
So will you please the voices that suddenly appeared in your head? Well, let me show you how it’s done. You can always trust the guy who never greentexted any antag.
Stalking your target
There are two reasons you need to stalk your obsession. Reason 1: It can be an objective. 2: It will keep your mood up. And you may be surprised by this, but somehow a schizophrenic person like you with voices in your head is handling your mood quite well. Once your mood is in the dumpster, it will take a while until your sanity slips. And even that is not as dramatic as it seems, at early stages at least. The specific stalking objective, which can be minutes long, is a different story however. You will need to come up with a plan to stay near your target for a while. That is dependant on your job, for example if you are a curator, try to “interview” your target, or if you are an officer, arrest them for a made up reason. Hilariously the meta here is to roleplay. Talk a lot and it will ease the mood. Don’t follow them silently.
Kill secondary target
This objective you will need to do first, because your target won’t see you doing it. It’s going to be tough to accomplish, with no TC, no partners, and only with the little frowny face in the bottom right corner of your screen. But it is possible. Apply your knowledge from rev rounds onto the situation. Get access to places. Steal shit from them. Then craft weapons with the things you have. Don’t try to lure target somewhere, too risky. Genuinely surprise attack them. Hide your ID when they scream for sec. Once they are kil, turn sensors off ASAP, stuff them a locker and weld it. You have bought yourself some time now. How you dispose of the body you can learn in countless other guides.
Photos
Correct me if I’m wrong, but I don’t believe pictures taken by AI count as you having done the objective. Even if they do, law 2ing the AI into taking a photo is a terrible play. The AI WILL know your motivation behind it and monitor you for the rest of eternity. What works here is to photograph your target in crit just before they die. If you don’t want to cheese it, you can always do it the fun way of course, and hide at the edge of the screen, maybe in a potted plant, and do the job.
Hugs
Laughably easy if you are a felinid, moth or lizard. Hardest objective if you are a human sec main. Hugs are challenging because they require your target to be standing upright, so you cant just do it when they are in crit. Perhaps try to hug everyone near your target too, to make it seem like a normal thing you do all the time. Other than that I’m out of solid strategies, to be honest.
Heirloom
Just take it from their backpack when they’re in crit. If it’s not there you are fucked. Quite simple honestly.
Kill main target
Finally, you can proceed to the final step of your masterplan. Apply the section on secondary targets on this, but remember you can go louder now. All you need to do is to ensure they get gibbed. Anything that happens after is irrelevant because escaping alive is not of your concern. You even stop being obsessed upon gibbing. And you have won. Listened to voices all the way through, and suddenly realizing in terror the things you have done. Congratulations.
Quick tips
- Avoid medbay like the plague. Doctors can tell you have brain trauma and WILL ask about it.
- Other antags are key. Go to brig and find a confirmed traitor or something. Tell them of your epic plan, they will most likely agree to it and maybe even give you some TC.
- And the ultimate super secret tip: Claim you got abducted. (Don’t directly claim it, but hint at it. Say you “fell asleep”, give yourself brain traumas, etc. Works even better if ayys actually are present.) This will give you an excuse to be weird around people and to why you are suddenly avoiding medbay or fainting randomly.
- Finally, remember to play not just to make le red text turn le green text, but to also have fun. If you’re a head this a rare chance to do antag gimmicks you can never do otherwise. Be creative :)))
If I missed anything please comment! Thanks