Gentleman Rules

  1. Be gentle to the fairer sex.
  2. Dress well for any occasion. Have at least one tuxedo in your wardrobe.
  3. Be punctual.
  4. Don’t wear your hat indoors.
  5. Offer a lady your seat.
  6. They say you can tell a lot about a man through his handshake, be sure to have yours strong and firm.
  7. Maintain eye contact, but don’t overdo it.
  8. It pays to know how to say ‘Good morning’, ‘Good evening’, ‘Thank you’, ‘Please’, ‘After you’ etc in different languages.
  9. Be humble and grateful.
  10. If you’re in the wrong, always admit it. Own up to your mistakes.
  11. Work hard towards reaching your goals.
  12. Never lower your standards.
  13. Make sure everyone has got their plate before you start eating.
  14. Don’t hesitate to speak your mind, but only do so in the right place at the right time.
  15. A gentleman never tells about conquests, private matters or dealings. His business is nobody else’s.
  16. Don’t clash in public with enemies or exes, or worse, with out-of-fashion contrasts, colors or styles.
  17. Never react to rudeness. Pretend you don’t recognize it and move on like it never happened, because it never should have.
  18. Always be on target with witty remarks, interesting facts and conversation starters.
  19. Ask non-invasive questions to keep a conversation going and attention focused on others. Make them feel like the most interesting people you’ve ever met, whether that’s true or not.
  20. Never claim you’re a gentleman.
  1. Beat wamen only while wearing your fedora
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Such good humor! Have you ever tried doing stand-up comedy, sir?

My good friend, this man is comparable to Jerry Seinfeld!

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