Figtherslam player report(everett)

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In-game report:

   Title: figtherslam Player Report 
   
   CKEY:kate bishop

   Your Discord:kate is (not) dead 7353

   Offender’s CKEY:figtherslam

   LRP or MRP server:mrp

   Offender’s In-Game Name:everett

   Date (MM-DD-YYYY):

   Round Number:13460

   Rules Broken:overscalation validhunting roleplay i dont even know how many he did break

   Incident Description:i am here the chaplain for the honkmother i ask"what is my job" she gives me a cookie, angry i scare her into joining the blood god nar-sier she tells me to kill the first person to enter chapel, o nice it will just be [hos enters in scene] hey chaplain how you doing, i scared forcegrab him and curbstomp him to death , the honkmother impressed by my robustness gives me the power of infinite bananas after a while of creampieing everyone i see the captain droping his goldk card like a nerd i like the good prankster i am creampie him and take his id,[angry everett enters in scene] everett starts chasing me as to wich i respond by droping the id and running he properly caches me whit a flash and after being creampied 3 more times slams me agaisnt a wall fast forward to a few more minutes, the onkmother tells me to creampie zane for a out of jail free card i succefully do my job and start to go into a creampie streak on sec util im stoped and table slamed by everett whit a flash i get healed and continued to pie at wich point everett tries to convince the borgos that i am sintouched and  cuffs me whe are in sec for a lil bit he tries to execute me im teleported away by the honkmother and droped in chapel whit a shinny golden id"nice" i say as i directly go to sec whitout breaking into any bad place whit my new powers i get to sec and grab my gamer gear(the null rod and my clothes) i also soul stone a nigthmare and get it as my friend, after a while the honkmother tells me to pie EVERYONE i do as im commanded when someone calls the suttle(the station wasnt fucked at that moment) everyone seems to want to recall so i hand over to a coms console recall  and send a mensage "verett is a cuck" i am promply stoped by everett whit a flash and  cuffs again i as the clown i am free miself from the cuffs and pie him i do this 3 times at the ladt he battons me i can no longer move i could be permaed bo he says as he unloads his whole gun on my defenseless body the honkmother in pain of seeing me lethaly injected drops on him the power of 30 hotpepers stuning him for 20 secs and healing me i uncuff and fart in his face his response being again lethaling me.

   Additional Information:will this be the end of my story? no i was latter turned into a crab(the admins didnt harm no one and the only person killed [hos] was rapidly send to medbay by me calling a doc on com.
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Rules Broken:overscalation validhunting roleplay i dont even know how many he did break

Incident Description:i am here the chaplain for the honkmother i ask"what is my job" she gives me a cookie, angry i scare her into joining the blood god nar-sier she tells me to kill the first person to enter chapel, o nice it will just be [hos enters in scene] hey chaplain how you doing, i scared forcegrab him and curbstomp him to death , the honkmother impressed by my robustness gives me the power of infinite bananas after a while of creampieing everyone i see the captain droping his goldk card like a nerd i like the good prankster i am creampie him and take his id,[angry everett enters in scene] everett starts chasing me as to wich i respond by droping the id and running he properly caches me whit a flash and after being creampied 3 more times slams me agaisnt a wall fast forward to a few more minutes, the onkmother tells me to creampie zane for a out of jail free card i succefully do my job and start to go into a creampie streak on sec util im stoped and table slamed by everett whit a flash i get healed and continued to pie at wich point everett tries to convince the borgos that i am sintouched and cuffs me whe are in sec for a lil bit he tries to execute me im teleported away by the honkmother and droped in chapel whit a shinny golden id"nice" i say as i directly go to sec whitout breaking into any bad place whit my new powers i get to sec and grab my gamer gear(the null rod and my clothes) i also soul stone a nigthmare and get it as my friend, after a while the honkmother tells me to pie EVERYONE i do as im commanded when someone calls the suttle(the station wasnt fucked at that moment) everyone seems to want to recall so i hand over to a coms console recall and send a mensage “verett is a cuck” i am promply stoped by everett whit a flash and cuffs again i as the clown i am free miself from the cuffs and pie him i do this 3 times at the ladt he battons me i can no longer move i could be permaed bo he says as he unloads his whole gun on my defenseless body the honkmother in pain of seeing me lethaly injected drops on him the power of 30 hotpepers stuning him for 20 secs and healing me i uncuff and fart in his face his response being again lethaling me.

Additional Information:will this be the end of my story? no i was latter turned into a crab(the admins didnt harm no one and the only person killed [hos] was rapidly send to medbay by me calling a doc on com.

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This needs substantially more punctuation before I’m going to be able to fully comprehend it.

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kate
you stole my id
you tried to lethally inject me
need i say more?
edit: i literally haven’t even read the report i just know what it is

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this also doesn’t follow the format and isn’t even a report due to a lack of information provided

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dude i took your id for 3 seconds and droped it. the lethal thing was an accident asshole, you where already executing me aniway

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You killed the HOS, you’re literally full station valid

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they didnt know about the hos at all

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I was in this round and also witnessed significant MRP rule breaking behaviour from Everett. Combined with the irrelevant forum rule-lawyering and accusations of weaponizing ahelps I encourage the admins to take a closer look at this case.

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wait what rule did i break, can you please provide more info and specifics?

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kate also admitted to having magic on a devils round, and sintouched are antags, so

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After contacting many translators and painstaking hours of work, I have managed to convert this report into English.

Incident Description: I was the chaplain and I was serving the God Honkmother. I prayed “what is my job” and she gave me a cookie. Angry, I scared her into joining the blood god Nar-sier. She then tells me to kill the first person who enters the chapel.

Oh nice, it turns out to be the HOS. They enter and say “hey chaplain how you doing”. Scared, I force grab him and curb stomp him to death. The Honkmother, impressed by my robustness, gives me the power of infinite bananas.

After a while of cream-pieing everyone i see, the captain drops his gold card like a nerd. I, like the good prankster i am, cream pie him and take his id. Everett, very angry, starts chasing me, to which i respond by dropping the id and running. He promptly catches me with a flash, and after being cream-pied 3 more times, slams me against a wall.

Fast forward to a few more minutes, the Honkmother tells me to cream-pie Zane for a get-out-of-jail free card. I successfully do my job and start going on a cream-pie streak targeting sec until I am stopped and table-slammed by Everett. with a flash, I get healed and continue to pie. At this point Everett tries to convince the borgos that i am sin-touched and cuffs me. We are in sec for a little bit, and he tries to execute me. I’m teleported away by the Honkmother and dropped in the chapel with a shinny golden ID. “Nice” I say as I directly go to sec without breaking into any bad places with my new powers. I get to sec and grab my gamer gear (the null rod and my clothes) and then soul-stone a nigthmare as my friend.

After a while the Honkmother tells me to pie EVERYONE. I do as I am commanded when someone calls the shuttle (the station wasn’t fucked at that moment). Everyone seems to want to recall so i head over to a comms console and recall, sending a message “Everett is a cuck”. I am promptly stopped by Everett with a flash and cuffs again. I, as the clown, free myself from the cuffs and pie him. I do this 3 times.

In the end, he batons me so that I can no longer move. I could have been perma’d, but he unloads his whole gun into my defenseless body. The Honkmother, in pain of seeing me lethally injected, drops on him the power of 30 hot peppers stunning him for 20 secs and healing me. I uncuff and fart in his face, which results in him lethaling me again.

Additional Information: Will this be the end of my story? No, I was later turned into a crab. (the admins didn’t harm anyone and the only person killed (HOS), was rapidly send to medbay by me after I called a doc on comms.

Honestly, based on the story itself, it seems like admin conduct was broken and Kate was 100% valid.

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In this case, you have broken rules 3 and 12; MRP rules. This is MRP, you are expected to “Respect space law and standard operating procedures.”, as stated in rule 5.

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i followed space law
i literally referenced the wiki and ahelped multiple times regarding kate’s status as a valid, and was granted execution, and not bwoinked throughout the round

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nah the hos was not even cloned defibrilated and was the only one that got harmed

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you tried to lethally inject me, knocked me unconscious twice, and attacked sec

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i didnt knock you unconcious and you perfectly know it it was admins getting tired of your shit and peperspraying you

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attacked sec WHIT CREAMPIES O GOD THE GORE THE DAMAGE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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you also: broke out of the brig multiple times
tresspassed into high security areas
attempted to break out an inmate