You awaken to find yourself tied up in a wooden seat. Your head is throbbing up and down, like a car on a bumpy road. As you stir you notice a stranger before you begin to speak…
“Hey, you, you’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right?”
ask who he is
He is joe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀
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The wooden transport wagon you’re on rumbles ever so slightly as their lips sync with their voice.
“Joe.”
You think to yourself ‘Joe? Joe whom?’
ask who joe is
It’s Joe Joe from Joe Joe and the bizarre adventures of flapjack and mandy
. . .
“Joe MAMA!”
And then, you realize, you’ve been tricked by one of the oldest tricks in the book. You have been lied to, betrayed, and possibly… Bamboozled.
A sheer weight of ultimate shame that you’re experiencing presses down hard on your soul, you’ve disappointed whole human race by falling down on this trick.
You’re a not a free man, and not even a number, you’re an absolute zero when someone as low as a petty thief drops your pants like this.
run away
You unbuckle yourself and run away in shame as thousand voices laugh at your failure.
As you run deep into the forest, you trip over and drop dead with your fragile body
ZE END-
It’s okay, I was speedrunning 