Epic Trollage Clown Tips

Anyone got some epic gamer style with the sauce no cap rizz-centric on fleek high key ohio swag yolo clown tips? I got one or two.

Get a lil mixture of one part water, one part chocolate, one part bug spray, and inject it into ALL of the chefs food and the drinks at the bar. We do a little trolling non-humans. Bonus points if you can sneak it into the sleeper chem bags!

Grab a pair of gloves and shove them in the washing machine with a yellow crayon then leave them out. Confucius said the wisest men are those who plant trees whose shade they know they will never enjoy, real fact proven by science and history right there. So too are the best clowns who craft pranks whose payoff they won’t know about!

Hack a cigarette vendor for an e-cigarette, then screwdriver it and multitool it. Now you’re a vape GOD and you know who loves vapes? Aphids do! Follow them around and puff puff pass it on brother!

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Ask the Botanist to help you make a fuck-ton of banana pies. For 1000 Biomass + Bananas you can get like 20 (3 bags of flour + 3 Soy Milk jugs + 1 bag of sugar) + 2 jugs of milk.

Build an army of statues to guard important areas like the security doors. Wrench them in place

Weld random doors shut

Use a ventriloquist dummy to make “the captain” order everyone to the dorms

Empty the lathe.

Conveyer Belts. Everywhere!

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