My connections gone cold I’m wondering why I
Got on the server at all
My morning tears clouds up my window
And I can’t see at all
And even if I could it’ll all be gray
Put bees picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it’s not so bad
It’s not so bad
My connections gone cold I’m wondering why I
Got on the server at all
My morning tears clouds up my window
And I can’t see at all
And even if I could it’ll all be gray
Put bees picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it’s not so bad
It’s not so bad
Dear Bacon, I pinged you but still ain’t callin’
I left my Ckey, my discord Id, and my forum Id at the bottom
I sent two pings back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the mentions or somethin’
Sometimes I scribble @s too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways, fuck it, what’s been up? Man how’s your admining?
My girlfriend’s pregnant too, I’m 'bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I’m a call her?
I’ma name her Bacon
I read about your Uncle Oneplusone too I’m sorry
I had a friend deadmin himself over some bitch who didn’t want him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I’m your biggest fan
I even got the Trialmin shit that you did with vexy
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the shit you did with beestation too, that shit was fat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Crusader
My connections gone cold I’m wondering why I
Got on the server at all
My morning tears clouds up my window
And I can’t see at all
And even if I could it’ll all be gray
Put bees picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it’s not so bad
It’s not so bad
Dear Bacon, you still ain’t called or pinged, I hope you have a chance
I ain’t mad, I just think it’s fucked up you don’t answer fans
If you didn’t wanna talk to me outside your concert
You didn’t have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Shark
That’s my little brother man, he’s only six years old
We waited in the blistering cold for you
For four hours and you just said, “No.”
That’s pretty shitty man, you’re like his fuckin’ idol
He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do
I ain’t that mad though, I just don’t like bein’ lied to
Remember when we met in LRP, you said if I’d pinged you you would ping back
See I’m just like you in a way
I never knew my father neither
He used to always cheat on my mom and beat her
I can relate to what you’re saying in your Bwoinks
So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on
'Cause I don’t really got shit else so that shit helps when I’m depressed
I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest
Sometimes I even greytide myself to see how much i bleed
It’s like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
See everything you say is real, and I respect you 'cause you tell it
My girlfriend’s jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don’t know you like I know you Bacon, no one does
She don’t know what it was like for people like us growin’ up, you gotta call me man
I’ll be the biggest fan you’ll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Crusader
P.S. we should be together too
My connections gone cold I’m wondering why I
Got on the server at all
My morning tears clouds up my window
And I can’t see at all
And even if I could it’ll all be gray
Put bees picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it’s not so bad
It’s not so bad
Dear Mister “I’m Too Good To Call Or Write My Bans”
This will be the last ping I ever send your ass
It’s been six months and still no word, I don’t deserve it?
I know you got my last two pings, I wrote the @s on 'em perfect
So this is my post I’m sending you, I hope you hear it
I’m in the discord right now, I’m doing 90 on the freeway
Hey Bacon, I drank a fifth of vodka
You dare me to play?
You know the song by Phil Collins, “In the Air of the Night”
About that guy who could a saved that other guy from being banned
But didn’t, then Phil saw it all, then at a a show he found him?
That’s kinda how this is, you could a rescued me from a banning
Now it’s too late, I’m on a thousand downers now, I’m drowsy
And all I wanted was a lousy ping or a call
I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall
I love you Bacon, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can’t sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can’t sleep and you scream about it
I hope your conscience eats at you and you can’t breathe without me
See Bacon, shut up bitch! I’m tryin’ to talk!
Hey Bacon, that’s my host screamin’ in the trunk
But I didn’t slit his throat, I just tied him up, see I ain’t like you
'Cause if he suffocates he’ll suffer more, and then he’ll die too
Well, gotta go, I’m almost at the appeal now
Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit out?
My connections gone cold I’m wondering why I
Got on the server at all
My morning tears clouds up my window
And I can’t see at all
And even if I could it’ll all be gray
Put bees picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it’s not so bad
It’s not so bad
Dear Crusader, I meant to ping you sooner but I just been busy
You said your girlfriend’s pregnant now, how far along is she?
Look, I’m really flattered you would call your daughter that
And here’s an autograph for your brother
I wrote it on the Starter cap
I’m sorry I didn’t see you at the show, I must of missed you
Don’t think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you
But what’s this shit you said about you like to Greytide too?
I say that shit just clownin’ dog, come on, how fucked up is you?
You got some issues Crusader, I think you need some counseling
To help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some
And what’s this shit about us meant to be together?
That type of shit will make me not want us to play on LRP together
I really think you and your host need each other
Or maybe you just need to treat him better
I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
Before you hurt yourself, I think that you’ll be doin’ just fine
If you relax a little, I’m glad I inspire you but Crusader
Why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a ban
I just don’t want you to do some crazy shit
I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude was drunk and drove his connection over a bridge
And had his host in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid
And in the car they found a tape, but they didn’t say who it was to
Come to think about, his name was, it was you
Damn!
